XWF Thursday TraumaJanuary 17, 2002
The Millennium Stadium, Cardiff, Wales
(The lights go out then BAM! Pyros are everywhere as we kick off Thursday Trauma from the hometown of Mr. BIG!)
BILL: Welcome everyone, to Thursday Trauma! We have a great show for all of you tonight!
MICK: That is right, tonight we see TERMINATOR teaming up with his brother BANDIT to take on ARMAGEDDON and OLLIE!
BILL: Also, JT MONEY is facing a mystery opponent for his INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE!
MICK: Don't forget folks, ElimInAtioN is on January 27! A 20-man Rumble Match with the winner getting a title shot at the XWF SUPER PPV!
BILL: Also, BANDIT is facing IRANKER and CH3ZI in an undisputed XWF WORLD Championship match! That match is no holds barred rules!
(Just think about it……BANG! Pyros go off as 'Re-arranged' by Limp Bizkit hits as the XWF CEO walks down to the ring to a massive pop!)
STING: Ladies and gentlemen, making his way down to the ring, he is the XWF CEO, MR BIG!
BIG: Thanks STING. Man it feels good to be home! (Crowd cheers.) I do not have a match tonight, but I am adding some stipulations to some of the matches that we have here tonight! The huge tag team match between the 2 brothers, and ARMAGEDDON/OLLIE is now a No Disqualification Match! (Crowd Cheers.) Also, JT MONEY'S match is going to be a ladder match! (CROWD GIVES EVEN A BIGGER POP then last time.)
Now at ElimInaTioN I am in the 20-man elimination match, and I can guarantee that I am going to win that match! On next week's CARNAGE we are going to get a preview of that match! We are having a 10-man tag team elimination match! The participants will be announced a little later! Now…
(The Lights in the arena go black then BAM! Pyros go off as 'Down With The Sickness" hits as BANDIT comes down to the ring accompanied by TERMINATOR, and JT MONEY.)
BANDIT: BIG! What the hell are you thinking? Making our match a No disqualification Match? That is better for us! Man something must be wrong with your mind! Now lets get him guys!
(BANDIT, JT MONEY, and TERMINATOR run into the ring and start pummeling on BIG. BIG fights off JT MONEY and TERMINATOR but BANDIT is about to nail BIG with the BANDIT BOMB, when through the crowd comes BANZAI! He is laying out everyone! He gets JT MONEY out of the ring, gets TERMINATOR out of the ring, and gets BANDIT out of the ring. BIG then grabs a microphone.)
BIG: JT MONEY that mystery opponent of yours is BANZAI!
('Re-arranged' by Limp Bizkit hits as BIG and BANZAI leave the ring to loud cheers.)
BILL: OH MY GOD! BANZAI IS BACK!
MICK: YES! I miss BANZAI!
[A commercial showing XWF memorabilia!]
Sting: This next match will be for one fall first making his way to the ring Mastermind
'One Step Closer' by Linkin Park hits the PA and Mastermind steps through the curtain he stops at the top of the ramp and poses by flipping the double middle finger and explosions go off when he does this. He makes his way down the ramp, climbs up on the apron and gets in the ring by stepping over the top rope.
Sting: Next making his way to the ring THE GRAVE DIGGER
The arena blackouts, and then loud explosion. The Gravedigger enters carrying spade straight into the ring.
MATCH: they both start out with some punches but gravedigger gets the upper hand he does a Irish whip into the ropes and he goes for a Huge Clothesline but mastermind gets a clothesline to hell on gravedigger and mastermind goes for the pin 1-2-kick out
MICK: it is to early for that
JERRY: anything can happen in the XWF
MATCH: mastermind is working on grave digger by kicking him in the chest mastermind then goes to the top ropes and goes for the 5 STAR FROG SPLASH but the grave digger sticks his knees up and knocking mastermind to his back
JERRY: OUCH THAT HAD TO HURT !!!
MATCH: The Gravedigger is now up and he is picking up mastermind and going for KNOCKING ON DEATHS DOOR but he raises him up to high and mastermind gets out of it mastermind is quick to get a dropkick from behind hitting him in the back of the head mastermind then picks up gravedigger and does the intimidator and goes for the pin 1‐‐‐2‐‐‐3
Sting: the winner of this match Mastermind
(We are BACK!)
STING: The following match is a tag team match! First making their way to the ring, ZACH ATTACK and IRANKER!
('Control' Puddle of Mudd hits as IRANKER and ZACH ATTACK make their way down to the ring to.)
STING: The second team in this match DEADMANK and LIGHTING STREAK!
('Trouble' by Cypress Hill hits as DEADMANK and LIGHTING STREAK come down to the ring.)
MATCH: IRANKER and DEADMANK start it off in the ring. DEADMANK starts it off quickly by gaining the upper hand with a number of left and right hands. DEADMANK then Irish whips IRANKER into the corner, but when IRANKER bounces off the turnbuckle, he nails a clothesline on DEADMANK and goes for the pin 1………2………KIC OUT! IRANKER then tags in ZACH ATTACK and he throws DEADMANK into the ropes but DEADMANK reverses it and hits a BIG BOOT! He then goes to the top rope but IRANKER throws him to the mat. DEADMANK then makes the long way to the corner to tag in LIGHTING STREAK.
MICK: Alright! We finally get to see LIGHTING STREAK in this match!
BILL: This kid has a lot of potential!
MATCH: LIGHTING STREAK nails ZACH with a huge clothesline, then he tags DEADMANK back in and DEADMANK goes to the top rope and hits the from-splash! He then goes for the pin, LIGHTING STREAK keeps IRANKER outside the ring. The ref counts 1…………2………3!
STING: The winners of the match, DEADMANK and LIGHTING STREAK!
MICK: That was a great match!
BILL: No it wasn't! It was pretty boring to me!
(The cameras are backstage where we see TERMINATOR and BANDIT)
INTERVIEWER: BANDIT! What do you think now that your match is a street fight?
BANDIT: Well like I said out in the ring, it just lets me and my bro here kick some major ass! And it is all legal!
(Commercial Break.)
Sting: this next match will be for one fall and it is going to be for the XWF Xtreme title first making his way to the ring JAZ!!!
Deftones-Head Up hits and JAZ makes his way to the ring
Sting: next making his way to the ring OttoBomb! !
Livin it up by limp bizkit hits as Ottobomb makes his way to the ring
MATCH: they both start off with a tie up and Jaz gets the upper hand getting otto in a head lock he then throws him into the rope and does a Lou Thesz press onto Ottobomb punching him 10 times then Jaz gets up and goes for the pin 1… 2… kickout they both get up and they both tie up this time Ottobomb gets the upper hand by throwing Jaz into the rope and gets the Olympic slam on Jaz then he picks up Jaz and goes for the hangman's DDT but Jaz reverses it and does a suplex and goes for the pin 1‐‐‐2‐‐kick out Ottobomb Jaz then starts yelling at the ref and Ottobomb gets up and does a role up 1‐‐‐2‐‐‐kick out then Ottobomb gets up and starts to yell at the ref while Ottobomb is yelling at the ref Ollie the magic bum runs to the ring and hits Jaz with a chair and leaves the ring Ottobomb then sees the opportunity to win he pins 1‐‐‐2‐‐‐3
Sting: the winner of this match and the new Xtreme champion OTTOBOMB
**livin it up hits as Ottobomb leaves the ring
Sting: this next match will be for one fall first making his way to the ring the current XWF world champion and his brother lets give it up for Bandit and Terminator
Lights go out then BAM! Pyros go off as Down With The Sickness hits and bandit and terminator make there way to the ring
Sting: next making there way to the ring Armageddon and Ollie
MICK: we saw Ollie come out earlier and cause Jaz of the Xtreme title
JERRY: yeah so lets see what happens now
Armageddon's music hits as he and Ollie make there way to the ring
MATCH: Ollie and Bandit start out by Ollie running at bandit and bandit giving him the big boot to the face
BILL: rookie mistake
JERRY: yeah i don't know what he was thinking
MATCH: Bandit now has the upper hand he tags terminator bandit does a suplex and terminator does a leg drop off the top rope he then goes for the pin 1‐‐‐2‐‐‐kick out terminator then throws Ollie into the turnbuckle and Ollie tags in Armageddon in
BILL: another rookie mistake
MATCH: Armageddon charges at at terminator and does a clothesline to hell he then kicks him a few times and goes to the top ropes and then executes a elbow drop and picks up terminator and and tags Ollie and holds terminator while Ollie punches him bandit tries to get in the ring and the ref wont let him when all of a sudden Jaz runs into the ring and hits ollie with a 2X4 and knocks him out terminator tags bandit and bandit hits the bandit stretch and Ollie taps out
Sting : the winner of this match Terminator and Ollie
Down with the sickness hits and they leave the ring
(Commercial Break.)
(We are back!)
(The camera is backstage where we see JT MONEY making his way down to the ring. Then we see the ring with ladders surrounding it. Then we look 15 feet above the ring where we see the Intercontinental title!)
MICK: I hope that you folks are ready for our main-event!
BILL: This match is going to be absolutely huge!
MICK: You ain't kidding BILL!
STING: The next match is our main-event, and it is a ladder match for the Intercontinental Title! First making his way to the ring, he has just returned to the XWF BANZAI!
(BANZAI'S music hits as he makes his way down to the ring to a good pop.)
STING: And making his way to the ring, he is part-owner of the XWF, and the XWF Intercontinental Champion, JT MONEY!
('By Myself' Linkin Park hits as JT MONEY makes his way down to the ring to loud boos.)
MATCH: MONEY starts if off with right hands then a German suplex. He immediately goes out of the ring to grab a ladder, when he tries to get back into the ring, BANZAI kicks the ladder back in his face. BANZAI then goes outside the ring and starts nailing MONEY with hard left hands. He then does 3 knife-hand chops on MONEY.
MICK: You heard that one in the rafters!
BILL: You ain't kidding!
MICK: You love saying that don't you?
BILL: Whatever just do your damn job!
MATCH: BANZAI then goes into the ring and sets up a ladder. He then goes out to get MONEY but MONEY nails BANZAI with a clothesline, and MONEY takes BANZAI into the ring. MONEY climbs the ladder turns and attempts a frog-splash but BANZAI moves out of the way! MONEY rolls in the ring with agony! Then all of a sudden, BIG starts running down to the ring to a huge POP!
MICK: As good ol' JR would say BUSINESS HAS JUST PICKED UP!
BILL: YES! I love my owner! He is here to help BANZAI kick MONEY'S ASS!
MATCH: BIG runs into the ring and hits THE BIG STORM on MONEY. When through the crowd, BANDIT and TERMINATOR run into the ring!
MICK: MY GOD! What are they doing out here?
BILL: NO! I hate these guys! They got lucky earlier tonight!
MATCH: BANDIT and TERMINATOR double-clothesline BIG out of the ring where TERMINATOR keeps BIG tied up outside the ring. Then, BANDIT hits the BANDIT BOMB, on BANZAI. Then MONEY hits the MONEY SHOT. BANDIT tells MONEY to go up the ladder and get the belt, he is going up the ladder, he gets the belt!
STING: The winner of this match, and still XWF Intercontinental Champion, JT MONEY!
(JT MONEY and BANDIT and TERMINATOR leave the ring celebrating, as BIG and BANZAI recollect themselves as TRAUMA fades to black.)
[End of Show]
BILL: Welcome everyone, to Thursday Trauma! We have a great show for all of you tonight!
MICK: That is right, tonight we see TERMINATOR teaming up with his brother BANDIT to take on ARMAGEDDON and OLLIE!
BILL: Also, JT MONEY is facing a mystery opponent for his INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE!
MICK: Don't forget folks, ElimInAtioN is on January 27! A 20-man Rumble Match with the winner getting a title shot at the XWF SUPER PPV!
BILL: Also, BANDIT is facing IRANKER and CH3ZI in an undisputed XWF WORLD Championship match! That match is no holds barred rules!
(Just think about it……BANG! Pyros go off as 'Re-arranged' by Limp Bizkit hits as the XWF CEO walks down to the ring to a massive pop!)
STING: Ladies and gentlemen, making his way down to the ring, he is the XWF CEO, MR BIG!
BIG: Thanks STING. Man it feels good to be home! (Crowd cheers.) I do not have a match tonight, but I am adding some stipulations to some of the matches that we have here tonight! The huge tag team match between the 2 brothers, and ARMAGEDDON/OLLIE is now a No Disqualification Match! (Crowd Cheers.) Also, JT MONEY'S match is going to be a ladder match! (CROWD GIVES EVEN A BIGGER POP then last time.)
Now at ElimInaTioN I am in the 20-man elimination match, and I can guarantee that I am going to win that match! On next week's CARNAGE we are going to get a preview of that match! We are having a 10-man tag team elimination match! The participants will be announced a little later! Now…
(The Lights in the arena go black then BAM! Pyros go off as 'Down With The Sickness" hits as BANDIT comes down to the ring accompanied by TERMINATOR, and JT MONEY.)
BANDIT: BIG! What the hell are you thinking? Making our match a No disqualification Match? That is better for us! Man something must be wrong with your mind! Now lets get him guys!
(BANDIT, JT MONEY, and TERMINATOR run into the ring and start pummeling on BIG. BIG fights off JT MONEY and TERMINATOR but BANDIT is about to nail BIG with the BANDIT BOMB, when through the crowd comes BANZAI! He is laying out everyone! He gets JT MONEY out of the ring, gets TERMINATOR out of the ring, and gets BANDIT out of the ring. BIG then grabs a microphone.)
BIG: JT MONEY that mystery opponent of yours is BANZAI!
('Re-arranged' by Limp Bizkit hits as BIG and BANZAI leave the ring to loud cheers.)
BILL: OH MY GOD! BANZAI IS BACK!
MICK: YES! I miss BANZAI!
[A commercial showing XWF memorabilia!]
Sting: This next match will be for one fall first making his way to the ring Mastermind
'One Step Closer' by Linkin Park hits the PA and Mastermind steps through the curtain he stops at the top of the ramp and poses by flipping the double middle finger and explosions go off when he does this. He makes his way down the ramp, climbs up on the apron and gets in the ring by stepping over the top rope.
Sting: Next making his way to the ring THE GRAVE DIGGER
The arena blackouts, and then loud explosion. The Gravedigger enters carrying spade straight into the ring.
MATCH: they both start out with some punches but gravedigger gets the upper hand he does a Irish whip into the ropes and he goes for a Huge Clothesline but mastermind gets a clothesline to hell on gravedigger and mastermind goes for the pin 1-2-kick out
MICK: it is to early for that
JERRY: anything can happen in the XWF
MATCH: mastermind is working on grave digger by kicking him in the chest mastermind then goes to the top ropes and goes for the 5 STAR FROG SPLASH but the grave digger sticks his knees up and knocking mastermind to his back
JERRY: OUCH THAT HAD TO HURT !!!
MATCH: The Gravedigger is now up and he is picking up mastermind and going for KNOCKING ON DEATHS DOOR but he raises him up to high and mastermind gets out of it mastermind is quick to get a dropkick from behind hitting him in the back of the head mastermind then picks up gravedigger and does the intimidator and goes for the pin 1‐‐‐2‐‐‐3
Sting: the winner of this match Mastermind
(We are BACK!)
STING: The following match is a tag team match! First making their way to the ring, ZACH ATTACK and IRANKER!
('Control' Puddle of Mudd hits as IRANKER and ZACH ATTACK make their way down to the ring to.)
STING: The second team in this match DEADMANK and LIGHTING STREAK!
('Trouble' by Cypress Hill hits as DEADMANK and LIGHTING STREAK come down to the ring.)
MATCH: IRANKER and DEADMANK start it off in the ring. DEADMANK starts it off quickly by gaining the upper hand with a number of left and right hands. DEADMANK then Irish whips IRANKER into the corner, but when IRANKER bounces off the turnbuckle, he nails a clothesline on DEADMANK and goes for the pin 1………2………KIC OUT! IRANKER then tags in ZACH ATTACK and he throws DEADMANK into the ropes but DEADMANK reverses it and hits a BIG BOOT! He then goes to the top rope but IRANKER throws him to the mat. DEADMANK then makes the long way to the corner to tag in LIGHTING STREAK.
MICK: Alright! We finally get to see LIGHTING STREAK in this match!
BILL: This kid has a lot of potential!
MATCH: LIGHTING STREAK nails ZACH with a huge clothesline, then he tags DEADMANK back in and DEADMANK goes to the top rope and hits the from-splash! He then goes for the pin, LIGHTING STREAK keeps IRANKER outside the ring. The ref counts 1…………2………3!
STING: The winners of the match, DEADMANK and LIGHTING STREAK!
MICK: That was a great match!
BILL: No it wasn't! It was pretty boring to me!
(The cameras are backstage where we see TERMINATOR and BANDIT)
INTERVIEWER: BANDIT! What do you think now that your match is a street fight?
BANDIT: Well like I said out in the ring, it just lets me and my bro here kick some major ass! And it is all legal!
(Commercial Break.)
Sting: this next match will be for one fall and it is going to be for the XWF Xtreme title first making his way to the ring JAZ!!!
Deftones-Head Up hits and JAZ makes his way to the ring
Sting: next making his way to the ring OttoBomb! !
Livin it up by limp bizkit hits as Ottobomb makes his way to the ring
MATCH: they both start off with a tie up and Jaz gets the upper hand getting otto in a head lock he then throws him into the rope and does a Lou Thesz press onto Ottobomb punching him 10 times then Jaz gets up and goes for the pin 1… 2… kickout they both get up and they both tie up this time Ottobomb gets the upper hand by throwing Jaz into the rope and gets the Olympic slam on Jaz then he picks up Jaz and goes for the hangman's DDT but Jaz reverses it and does a suplex and goes for the pin 1‐‐‐2‐‐kick out Ottobomb Jaz then starts yelling at the ref and Ottobomb gets up and does a role up 1‐‐‐2‐‐‐kick out then Ottobomb gets up and starts to yell at the ref while Ottobomb is yelling at the ref Ollie the magic bum runs to the ring and hits Jaz with a chair and leaves the ring Ottobomb then sees the opportunity to win he pins 1‐‐‐2‐‐‐3
Sting: the winner of this match and the new Xtreme champion OTTOBOMB
**livin it up hits as Ottobomb leaves the ring
Sting: this next match will be for one fall first making his way to the ring the current XWF world champion and his brother lets give it up for Bandit and Terminator
Lights go out then BAM! Pyros go off as Down With The Sickness hits and bandit and terminator make there way to the ring
Sting: next making there way to the ring Armageddon and Ollie
MICK: we saw Ollie come out earlier and cause Jaz of the Xtreme title
JERRY: yeah so lets see what happens now
Armageddon's music hits as he and Ollie make there way to the ring
MATCH: Ollie and Bandit start out by Ollie running at bandit and bandit giving him the big boot to the face
BILL: rookie mistake
JERRY: yeah i don't know what he was thinking
MATCH: Bandit now has the upper hand he tags terminator bandit does a suplex and terminator does a leg drop off the top rope he then goes for the pin 1‐‐‐2‐‐‐kick out terminator then throws Ollie into the turnbuckle and Ollie tags in Armageddon in
BILL: another rookie mistake
MATCH: Armageddon charges at at terminator and does a clothesline to hell he then kicks him a few times and goes to the top ropes and then executes a elbow drop and picks up terminator and and tags Ollie and holds terminator while Ollie punches him bandit tries to get in the ring and the ref wont let him when all of a sudden Jaz runs into the ring and hits ollie with a 2X4 and knocks him out terminator tags bandit and bandit hits the bandit stretch and Ollie taps out
Sting : the winner of this match Terminator and Ollie
Down with the sickness hits and they leave the ring
(Commercial Break.)
(We are back!)
(The camera is backstage where we see JT MONEY making his way down to the ring. Then we see the ring with ladders surrounding it. Then we look 15 feet above the ring where we see the Intercontinental title!)
MICK: I hope that you folks are ready for our main-event!
BILL: This match is going to be absolutely huge!
MICK: You ain't kidding BILL!
STING: The next match is our main-event, and it is a ladder match for the Intercontinental Title! First making his way to the ring, he has just returned to the XWF BANZAI!
(BANZAI'S music hits as he makes his way down to the ring to a good pop.)
STING: And making his way to the ring, he is part-owner of the XWF, and the XWF Intercontinental Champion, JT MONEY!
('By Myself' Linkin Park hits as JT MONEY makes his way down to the ring to loud boos.)
MATCH: MONEY starts if off with right hands then a German suplex. He immediately goes out of the ring to grab a ladder, when he tries to get back into the ring, BANZAI kicks the ladder back in his face. BANZAI then goes outside the ring and starts nailing MONEY with hard left hands. He then does 3 knife-hand chops on MONEY.
MICK: You heard that one in the rafters!
BILL: You ain't kidding!
MICK: You love saying that don't you?
BILL: Whatever just do your damn job!
MATCH: BANZAI then goes into the ring and sets up a ladder. He then goes out to get MONEY but MONEY nails BANZAI with a clothesline, and MONEY takes BANZAI into the ring. MONEY climbs the ladder turns and attempts a frog-splash but BANZAI moves out of the way! MONEY rolls in the ring with agony! Then all of a sudden, BIG starts running down to the ring to a huge POP!
MICK: As good ol' JR would say BUSINESS HAS JUST PICKED UP!
BILL: YES! I love my owner! He is here to help BANZAI kick MONEY'S ASS!
MATCH: BIG runs into the ring and hits THE BIG STORM on MONEY. When through the crowd, BANDIT and TERMINATOR run into the ring!
MICK: MY GOD! What are they doing out here?
BILL: NO! I hate these guys! They got lucky earlier tonight!
MATCH: BANDIT and TERMINATOR double-clothesline BIG out of the ring where TERMINATOR keeps BIG tied up outside the ring. Then, BANDIT hits the BANDIT BOMB, on BANZAI. Then MONEY hits the MONEY SHOT. BANDIT tells MONEY to go up the ladder and get the belt, he is going up the ladder, he gets the belt!
STING: The winner of this match, and still XWF Intercontinental Champion, JT MONEY!
(JT MONEY and BANDIT and TERMINATOR leave the ring celebrating, as BIG and BANZAI recollect themselves as TRAUMA fades to black.)