XWF Thursday TraumaNovember 22, 2001 [Excerpt]
[The fireworks go off, and the crowd go wild! Trauma is underway!]
Bill GOLDBERG: "Hello again and I'm Bill Goldberg, and joining me, since Jerry Lawler has re-joined you know who, is MICK FOLEY!" FOLEY: "It's great to be back in the XWF, Bill!" BILL: "Well, tonight, we have some great action for you tonight! SILVER shall take on the second kidnapper as well as DISTURBED GREGG ALLEN taking on BANZAI for the EUROPEAN TITLE!" ['Just Think About It!' BANG! MR. BIG's music hits the PA and the crowd blow the roof off the arena. He high-fives some fans and has something in his hand] GOLDBERG: "Looks like we start off with The XWF CHAMPION!" MR. BIG: "Well, well, well. Sunday. Nolan thought he could beat me…but I mean, I am the two time, count em, one-two time, XWF Champion! Now, the main reason I came out here tonight is to announce something. And it means that BANDIT, your ass is needed out here!" FOLEY: "I think B-I-G, is calling out The Pres!" [Disturbed's 'Down with the SICKnESS' hits, and Bandit makes his way to the ramp] MR. BIG: "Now, punk-ass. You see at November Tradition, Big Sexy Badass got beat up quite bad. Now your wonderful commissioner, CH3ZI has suspended Big Sexy indefinitely!" (Bandit has a smile on his face as Mr. BIG says that) MR. BIG: "But, that's where good ol' Uncle BIG comes in. He was reading the XWF Rule Book, and it clearly states, right here on page 12…wink, wink, this, and I quote: 'The XWF guidelines state that there MUST be a corporate officer underneath the COMMISSIONER at all time. It also states that the replacement should be the highest-ranking person in the XWF, underneath the COMMISSIONER. That person is the XWF WORLD CHAMPION!' And kiddies, who's the XWF CHAMPION? B-I-G!" (The Crowd go bonkers!) GOLDBERG: "Oh my GOD! Mr. BIG is the new EXECUTIVE OFFICER!" MR. BIG: "BANDIT, oh yeah, and my first command is the last of my predecessor, Big Sexy. TO IMPEACH YOU!!!!!!!" FOLEY: "Oh my god! This is amazing folks! MR. BIG is giving PRESIDENT BANDIT hell!" MR. BIG: "BANDIT, if you will excuse me, I gotta go back to MY OFFICE!" GOLDBERG: "Wow, that's amazing! MR. BIG has given the XWF guys a big score here!" FOLEY: "But, Bill, our first match is coming up soon. SILVER will get a chance to unmask The Real Kidnapper if he wins a match against him tonight! You wouldn't want to miss it!" (Commercial Break.) (We are back!) [Last Resort by Papa Roach hits the PA system and Silver comes out to an amazing pop] HHH: "The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, SILVER!" [Some mysterious music hits and out comes a man wearing a balaclava and a black cape]. HHH: "And his opponent… THE REAL KIDNAPPER!" SILVER vs. THE KIDNAPPER SILVER opens with loads of strong right hands. KIDNAPPER reverses and Irish Whips SILVER. SILVER then gets nailed with a bulldog and KIDNAPPER gets a two count. SILVER gets back up and nails a massive Clothesline. Then, down came the ramp, A REALLY NICE CHAP! He had some pies in his hand! He handed one to the KIDNAPPER, and he nailed SILVER with the pie! But SILVER got back up and nailed Quicksilver! 1-2-3! HHH: "And here is your winner, SILVER!" FOLEY: "I have a feeling who this guy is BILL!" GOLDBERG: "Well, SILVER has a chance to find out!" [SILVER then takes off the mask to see… PEDRO EL PIE!] FOLEY: "Exactly who I thought it was!" GOLDBERG: "EL PIE was the kidnapper!" [ARNC and EL PIE then beat down on SILVER until NEVERMORE runs down the ramp to a huge pop] FOLEY: "Wow, Nevermore… FALL FROM GRACE!" GOLDBERG: "Silver has one problem… he still hasn't got Summer back!" [Backstage] MR. BIG runs into CH3ZI whilst in his new office. MR. BIG: "Ah, back in the executive room!" * Knock on the door * (CH3ZI comes through the door to boos from the crowd) CH3ZI: "Hey, hey, hey! I thought I beat you for a Commish spot on Trauma a while back" MR. BIG: "Great thing is VCRs! Now watch this piece of footage Cheesy Poofs". * Bandit comes through the door * BANDIT: "Hey…" MR. BIG: "I betta leave you guys need to talk strategy if either one of you punk-asses will beat me tonight!" GOLDBERG: "Yes, MR. BIG will take on Bandit and CH3ZI later tonight for the XWF Championship!" FOLEY: "But know folks, BANZAI shall take on DISTURBED GREGG ALLEN to see if BANZAI can win the EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP for a FOURTH TIME!" HHH: "The following contest is slated, for One fall, and it is for the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP!" [DGA's Music hits the PA and the crowd pop] HHH: "Introducing first, from Tampa, Florida; He is the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION; DISTURBED GREGG ALLEN!" [Banzai's music hits and the crowd boos] HHH: "And his opponent, BANZAI" XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP BANZAI vs. DISTURBED GREGG ALLEN DGA opened with some solid rights, and BANZAI was at a major advantage. BANZAI countered with an Irish Whip and nailed DGA with a clothesline! 1-2-shoulder up by DGA! BANZAI then got DGA back up and nailed DGA on the top turnbuckle. BANZAI went to the second rope and then nailed an Elbow drop! BANZAI was dominating! The camera went backstage to the executive office and MR. BIG watching in utter disgust. MR. BIG then walked out of the picture! Meanwhile, BANZAI had DGA in the right place, STO! 1-2- DGA KICKED OUT! BANZAI was fuming, but the crowd was on their feet! DGA got back up and sneaked behind BANZAI. BANZAI then turned around at the wrong time…STUPIFER! 1-2- BANZAI PUT HIS SHOULDER UP! The crowd and DGA were peeved at that one! MR. BIG then came running down the ramp! MR. BIG got the European Championship, and nailed…DGA with it! DAMN! BIG was aiming for BANZAI, but he ducked! B-I-G then saw BANZAI and gave him The Equaliser! BANZAI then rolled back, and pinned DGA! 1-2-3! BANZAI had done it! HHH: "Here is your winner, and the NEW XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION…BANZAI!" FOLEY: "Four-time European Champion now Banzai!" GOLDBERG: "I think BIGGIE gave him a little help though" FOLEY: "A little?" GOLDBERG: "Okay, a lot". FOLEY: "Next folks, we have our main event for the night, MR. BIG vs. CH3ZI vs. BANDIT for the XWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!" GOLDBERG: "Stay tuned folks!" [A commercial then comes on, previewing XWF PayBACK live, December 9th!] GOLDBERG: "Welcome back to TRAUMA folks!" [CH3ZI's music hits the PA and the crowd get on their feet and boo] HHH: "The following contest, is a TRIPLE THREAT match, scheduled for one fall, and it is for the XWF CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD! Making his way to the ring, he is the CURRENT XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, CURRENT XWF COMMISSIONER and a FORMER XWF CHAMPION, CH3ZI!" ['Down with the SICKnESS' by DISTURBED hits and BANDIT comes out to huge boos] HHH: "Introducing, from Chicago, Illinois; he is the PRESIDENT of the XWF, THE BANDIT!" ['Just Think About It' The Crowd go Bonkers…BANG! 're-Arranged' by Limp Bizkit hits the PA and the crowd blow off the roof for MR. BIG] HHH: "And their opponent, from Bridgend, Wales; weighing in at 340 pounds, he is the XWF EXECUTIVE OFFICER and the TWO-TIME XWF CHAMPION… MR. BIG!" XWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MR. BIG vs. CH3ZI vs. THE BANDIT CH3ZI and BANDIT opened up with a double team on Mr. BIG. BANDIT Irish Whipped BIG and CH3ZI nailed a Clothesline. 1-2 BIG kicked out! |