XWF Thursday TraumaOctober 4, 2001
The fireworks go off. Its XWF/nWo THURSDAY TRAUMA! MICK FOLEY and JERRY the KING LAWLER are on hand to call the action!
MICK: Hello everyone and welcome to THURSDAY TRAUMA!
JERRY: Tonight is a HUGE night!
MICK: Thats right, JERRY, we have a three way match involving ARNC, OTTOBOMB, and THE DISTURBED SOUL (TDS)!
JERRY: HBK, who has one belt, seeks to be the first XWF SUPERSTAR with two belts at once as he takes on the nWo's MIKEY GLYSTER for the XWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!
MICK: Our MAIN EVENT is awesome! BIG and BSB take on CH3ZI and BANZAI! Their are so many stipulations that we will just wait to see who wins to talk about them!
JERRY: You're lazy!
MICK: And you're career wasn't?
JERRY: I'm sad.
MICK: Here we go, everyone!
HHH: Ladies and gentlemen, our first match of the evening is for one fall and it is a three-way-dance! The first competitor, now making his way to the ring, A REALLY NICE CHAP!
( ARNC makes his way to the ring, looking like a gentleman (LOL). )
HHH: The second competitor, making his way to the ring,…………OTTOBOMB!
( OTTOBOMB enters the ring for the first time! )
HHH: And our last compeditor,…………THE DISTURBED SOUL!
( TDS makes his way to the ring. )
THE MATCH: OTTOBOMB and TDS start things off by grappling in the middle of the ring. ARNC stands in the corner and reacts to the fighting going on. OTTOBOMB has TDS down on the mat. OTTOBOMB looks up and goes over to ARNC and slaps him in the face. OTTOBOMB smirks and goes over to beat on TDS some more. ARNC gets a pissed off look on his face and charges after OTTOBOMB as OTTO's back was turned towards him. ARNC gets on his knees and starts pounding on OTTOBOMB. TDS gets up and kicks ARNC in the back. TDS picks ARNC up by his hair and throws him outside. TDS sets up a table and and looks as if he is going to put ARNC through it. ARNC defends him self for a few seconds, but TDS grabs ARNC by his throat and smiles.
MICK: This isn't even a table's match!
JERRY: The ref doesn't care, theses three men are crazy, so the referee is just letting it go!
THE MATCH: As TDS goes to put ARNC through the table, OTTOBOMB climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps outside the ring, nailing both TDS and ARNC. OTTOBOMB grabs TDS and ARNC and puts both of them through the table at the same time!
MICK: OTTOBOMB just did a DOUBLE ROCK BOTTOM to THE DISTURBED SOUL and A REALLY NICE CHAP!
JERRY: That was brutal! Are they still alive?
THE MATCH: OTTOBOMB flexes his muscles, and screams. OTTOBOMB picks ARNC up and throws him into the ring. OTTO gets into the ring and stands over ARNC, puts his foot on ARNC as the referee counts,…………1-2-3.
HHH: The winner,………OTTOBOMB!
( The referee tries to raise OTTOBOMB's hand, but OTTOBOMB pulls it away. OTTO look around the crowd and then goes back to his dressing room. )
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
( TRAUMA is back! )
MICK: WOW! OTTOBOMB finished that match with authority!
JERRY: Yes he did.
HHH: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is for the XWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! Now making his way to the ring, he is one half of the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS,………HBK!
( HBK makes his way to the ring. He is bitchy as usual, but the fans love it! )
HHH: And his opponent, he is the current XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION, and a member of the nWo,………MIKEY GLYSTER!
( MIKEY GLYSTER makes his way to the ring. He is bitchy too, but the crowd only gives him the small reaction that he gets due to him being in the nWo. )
THE MATCH: GLYSTER stops before he gets into the ring and throws all of the objects underneath the apron into the ring. Among them, a stop sign, two trash cans, a table, a ladder and a pair of leather pants.
JERRY: HEY, wait a minute, THOSE ARE MINE!
MICK: I feel sorry for you.
THE MATCH: GLYSTER gets into the ring and charges at HBK. HBK kicks GLYSTER in the face. HBK picks GLYSTER off of the mat and slams him onto a trash can. HBK stands GLYSTER up, puts him against the corner, and holds the stop sign against his face. HBK then delivers a kick that busts open GLYSTER's lip. HBK covers GLYSTER. The referee counts 1-2-3.
HHH: The winner and the NEW XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION,………HBK!
( HBK holds his belt up high at the top of each corner. MR. BIG and BSB walk out to the top of the walk way and clap. )
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
( The cameras are rolling again! )
( The cameras come back on. It is in the nWo's lounge. MIKEY GLYSTER is standing up, with a towel over his bloody nose. CH3ZI is sitting on the black leather couch with his belt over his shoulder. PRESIDENT BANDIT and VP RIVERS are in front of GLYSTER. They look as if they are very angry. AXEL FOLEY, BADDASS SCOTT THOMAS, SIC, NOLAN, JAZZER, BUBBA JONES, and BANZAI are all in the room, too. )
VP RIVERS: You moron! You lost the XWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP to HBK! I thought that you were a champion. I was wrong!
BANDIT: Yeah, look at NOLAN. He is a proud champion! He is a peoples champion. Do you see him losing his title? NO!
VP RIVERS: Oh, by the way, PREZ, HBK and BSB still haven't accepted our challenge to face us at HELL ON EARTH for their TAG TEAM TITLES.
BANDIT: REALLY?
VP RIVERS: YUP.
BANDIT: OK then. I am in a bad mood, so I will try to keep calm. Since I hold veto power in administrative decisions here in the XWF and the nWo, I will book that match. Those morons against the two most powerful men in the history of the XWF or the nWo, ME and VICE PRESIDENT RIVERS!
( VP RIVERS, NOLAN, JAZZER, BANZAI, CH3ZI, and BANDIT give each other high fives. MIKEY GLYSTER goes to give BANDIT a high five, but JAZZER punches him in his nose. Everyone else laughs. )
NOLAN: HAHA, way to go, JAZ.
( The camera switches back to the ring for our MAIN EVENT! )
HHH: The following match is our MAIN EVENT! Now coming to the ring, one half of the XWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, BIG SEXY BADASS!………… and his partner for this evening, he is the current XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION,………MR. BIG!
( The two men make their way to the ring. The crowd is really into them! )
HHH: And their opponents, now on their way to the ring, BANZAI!…………and his tag team partner for the night,………he is the XWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION of the WORLD,………CH3ZI.
( BANZAI and CH3ZI go to the ring. BANZAI seems confident. CH3ZI has his sunglasses on, his nWo shirt and he looks like "DA' MAN!" )
THE MATCH: MR. BIG starts off first with BANZAI. BANZAI stares at MR. BIG. MR. BIG seems as if he is looking right through BANZAI and right at CH3ZI. CH3ZI is laughing and mocking MR. BIG. BANZAI all of a suddenly slaps CH3ZI's hand steps out of the ring and onto the apron. CH3ZI gets a " Oh nuts, I am in trouble look on his face." The crowd is on their feet as the referee makes CH3ZI get into the ring.
MICK: This is the first time that MR. BIG and CH3ZI have been face to face since BAD BLOOD!
JERRY: The crowd is going crazy, I can't hear myself think!
THE MATCH: CH3ZI pleads MR. BIG to back off. MR. BIG steps back. CH3ZI then tells BIG and the referee that he needs to tie his boots. MR. BIG rolls his eyes and turns around to look at BSB like " This guy is pathetic!" CH3ZI takes advantage and charges at MR. BIG. MR. BIG turns around really fast and nails CH3ZI with a series of rights and lefts. CH3ZI falls down and rolls out of the ring. MR. BIG tags BSB into the ring. CH3ZI gets into the ring. He tags BANZAI into the ring. BANZAI bounces off of the ropes and runs at BSB. BSB catches BANZAI and does a back breaker. The crowd is going crazy! BSB signals that the end is here for BANZAI.
MICK: Its over!
( All of a sudden, the nWo pours into the ring. They beat the hell out of MR. BIG and BSB. Then, HBK, THE VOLT, SILVER, and NEVERMORE run into the ring and even the score. )
MICK: This is crazy! Wrestlers are everywhere! Whats going on?
( In the whole mess, CH3ZI sneak up behind BSB and is going to nail him in the head with his belt. )
THE MATCH: MR. BIG grabs the belt and punches CH3ZI in the face. BSB looks at MR. BIG and points to CH3ZI. BIG smiles and the crowd goes nuts because they know whats coming up.
MICK: Here it is!
THE MATCH: MR. BIG nails the BIG STORM on CH3ZI. BIG then goes for the cover. The referee slides in for the count,…………1-2-3.
HHH: Here are our winners,…………MR. BIG and BIG SEXY BADASS!
( MR. BIG, BSB and the rest of the XWF celebrate as they clear the ring of the nWo. )
( VP RIVERS and BANDIT both come out to the top of the walkway with microphones in their hands. )
VP RIVERS: BIG DEAL! BSB is now an executive. One thing, though, it doesn't take effect until after HELL ON EARTH!
BANDIT: Thats right!
( The crowd is chanting, ASSHOLES,………ASSHOLES! )
BANDIT: Shut up you idiots! Man, I swear, hey RIVERS………
VP RIVERS: Yes, MR. PREZ?
BANDIT: Is it me or are these rednecks getting dumber every time we come here?
VP RIVERS: Stupid is as stupid does!
BANDIT HAHA! BSB,…………you are an intern until NOVEMBER. That means that you will be allowed to attend executive meetings with nO DQ ( CH3ZI, VP RIVERS and PRESIDENT BANDIT) ). But you should get yourself and your little "buddy" ready for HELL ON EARTH. ME and RIVERS will not lose!
( Down With The Sickness comes on as the nWo SICKnESS walks backstage. The XWF SUPERSTARS are left in the ring with puzzled, but confident looks on their faces as we go off the air. )
[End of Show]
MICK: Hello everyone and welcome to THURSDAY TRAUMA!
JERRY: Tonight is a HUGE night!
MICK: Thats right, JERRY, we have a three way match involving ARNC, OTTOBOMB, and THE DISTURBED SOUL (TDS)!
JERRY: HBK, who has one belt, seeks to be the first XWF SUPERSTAR with two belts at once as he takes on the nWo's MIKEY GLYSTER for the XWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!
MICK: Our MAIN EVENT is awesome! BIG and BSB take on CH3ZI and BANZAI! Their are so many stipulations that we will just wait to see who wins to talk about them!
JERRY: You're lazy!
MICK: And you're career wasn't?
JERRY: I'm sad.
MICK: Here we go, everyone!
HHH: Ladies and gentlemen, our first match of the evening is for one fall and it is a three-way-dance! The first competitor, now making his way to the ring, A REALLY NICE CHAP!
( ARNC makes his way to the ring, looking like a gentleman (LOL). )
HHH: The second competitor, making his way to the ring,…………OTTOBOMB!
( OTTOBOMB enters the ring for the first time! )
HHH: And our last compeditor,…………THE DISTURBED SOUL!
( TDS makes his way to the ring. )
THE MATCH: OTTOBOMB and TDS start things off by grappling in the middle of the ring. ARNC stands in the corner and reacts to the fighting going on. OTTOBOMB has TDS down on the mat. OTTOBOMB looks up and goes over to ARNC and slaps him in the face. OTTOBOMB smirks and goes over to beat on TDS some more. ARNC gets a pissed off look on his face and charges after OTTOBOMB as OTTO's back was turned towards him. ARNC gets on his knees and starts pounding on OTTOBOMB. TDS gets up and kicks ARNC in the back. TDS picks ARNC up by his hair and throws him outside. TDS sets up a table and and looks as if he is going to put ARNC through it. ARNC defends him self for a few seconds, but TDS grabs ARNC by his throat and smiles.
MICK: This isn't even a table's match!
JERRY: The ref doesn't care, theses three men are crazy, so the referee is just letting it go!
THE MATCH: As TDS goes to put ARNC through the table, OTTOBOMB climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps outside the ring, nailing both TDS and ARNC. OTTOBOMB grabs TDS and ARNC and puts both of them through the table at the same time!
MICK: OTTOBOMB just did a DOUBLE ROCK BOTTOM to THE DISTURBED SOUL and A REALLY NICE CHAP!
JERRY: That was brutal! Are they still alive?
THE MATCH: OTTOBOMB flexes his muscles, and screams. OTTOBOMB picks ARNC up and throws him into the ring. OTTO gets into the ring and stands over ARNC, puts his foot on ARNC as the referee counts,…………1-2-3.
HHH: The winner,………OTTOBOMB!
( The referee tries to raise OTTOBOMB's hand, but OTTOBOMB pulls it away. OTTO look around the crowd and then goes back to his dressing room. )
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
( TRAUMA is back! )
MICK: WOW! OTTOBOMB finished that match with authority!
JERRY: Yes he did.
HHH: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is for the XWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! Now making his way to the ring, he is one half of the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS,………HBK!
( HBK makes his way to the ring. He is bitchy as usual, but the fans love it! )
HHH: And his opponent, he is the current XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION, and a member of the nWo,………MIKEY GLYSTER!
( MIKEY GLYSTER makes his way to the ring. He is bitchy too, but the crowd only gives him the small reaction that he gets due to him being in the nWo. )
THE MATCH: GLYSTER stops before he gets into the ring and throws all of the objects underneath the apron into the ring. Among them, a stop sign, two trash cans, a table, a ladder and a pair of leather pants.
JERRY: HEY, wait a minute, THOSE ARE MINE!
MICK: I feel sorry for you.
THE MATCH: GLYSTER gets into the ring and charges at HBK. HBK kicks GLYSTER in the face. HBK picks GLYSTER off of the mat and slams him onto a trash can. HBK stands GLYSTER up, puts him against the corner, and holds the stop sign against his face. HBK then delivers a kick that busts open GLYSTER's lip. HBK covers GLYSTER. The referee counts 1-2-3.
HHH: The winner and the NEW XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION,………HBK!
( HBK holds his belt up high at the top of each corner. MR. BIG and BSB walk out to the top of the walk way and clap. )
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
( The cameras are rolling again! )
( The cameras come back on. It is in the nWo's lounge. MIKEY GLYSTER is standing up, with a towel over his bloody nose. CH3ZI is sitting on the black leather couch with his belt over his shoulder. PRESIDENT BANDIT and VP RIVERS are in front of GLYSTER. They look as if they are very angry. AXEL FOLEY, BADDASS SCOTT THOMAS, SIC, NOLAN, JAZZER, BUBBA JONES, and BANZAI are all in the room, too. )
VP RIVERS: You moron! You lost the XWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP to HBK! I thought that you were a champion. I was wrong!
BANDIT: Yeah, look at NOLAN. He is a proud champion! He is a peoples champion. Do you see him losing his title? NO!
VP RIVERS: Oh, by the way, PREZ, HBK and BSB still haven't accepted our challenge to face us at HELL ON EARTH for their TAG TEAM TITLES.
BANDIT: REALLY?
VP RIVERS: YUP.
BANDIT: OK then. I am in a bad mood, so I will try to keep calm. Since I hold veto power in administrative decisions here in the XWF and the nWo, I will book that match. Those morons against the two most powerful men in the history of the XWF or the nWo, ME and VICE PRESIDENT RIVERS!
( VP RIVERS, NOLAN, JAZZER, BANZAI, CH3ZI, and BANDIT give each other high fives. MIKEY GLYSTER goes to give BANDIT a high five, but JAZZER punches him in his nose. Everyone else laughs. )
NOLAN: HAHA, way to go, JAZ.
( The camera switches back to the ring for our MAIN EVENT! )
HHH: The following match is our MAIN EVENT! Now coming to the ring, one half of the XWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, BIG SEXY BADASS!………… and his partner for this evening, he is the current XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION,………MR. BIG!
( The two men make their way to the ring. The crowd is really into them! )
HHH: And their opponents, now on their way to the ring, BANZAI!…………and his tag team partner for the night,………he is the XWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION of the WORLD,………CH3ZI.
( BANZAI and CH3ZI go to the ring. BANZAI seems confident. CH3ZI has his sunglasses on, his nWo shirt and he looks like "DA' MAN!" )
THE MATCH: MR. BIG starts off first with BANZAI. BANZAI stares at MR. BIG. MR. BIG seems as if he is looking right through BANZAI and right at CH3ZI. CH3ZI is laughing and mocking MR. BIG. BANZAI all of a suddenly slaps CH3ZI's hand steps out of the ring and onto the apron. CH3ZI gets a " Oh nuts, I am in trouble look on his face." The crowd is on their feet as the referee makes CH3ZI get into the ring.
MICK: This is the first time that MR. BIG and CH3ZI have been face to face since BAD BLOOD!
JERRY: The crowd is going crazy, I can't hear myself think!
THE MATCH: CH3ZI pleads MR. BIG to back off. MR. BIG steps back. CH3ZI then tells BIG and the referee that he needs to tie his boots. MR. BIG rolls his eyes and turns around to look at BSB like " This guy is pathetic!" CH3ZI takes advantage and charges at MR. BIG. MR. BIG turns around really fast and nails CH3ZI with a series of rights and lefts. CH3ZI falls down and rolls out of the ring. MR. BIG tags BSB into the ring. CH3ZI gets into the ring. He tags BANZAI into the ring. BANZAI bounces off of the ropes and runs at BSB. BSB catches BANZAI and does a back breaker. The crowd is going crazy! BSB signals that the end is here for BANZAI.
MICK: Its over!
( All of a sudden, the nWo pours into the ring. They beat the hell out of MR. BIG and BSB. Then, HBK, THE VOLT, SILVER, and NEVERMORE run into the ring and even the score. )
MICK: This is crazy! Wrestlers are everywhere! Whats going on?
( In the whole mess, CH3ZI sneak up behind BSB and is going to nail him in the head with his belt. )
THE MATCH: MR. BIG grabs the belt and punches CH3ZI in the face. BSB looks at MR. BIG and points to CH3ZI. BIG smiles and the crowd goes nuts because they know whats coming up.
MICK: Here it is!
THE MATCH: MR. BIG nails the BIG STORM on CH3ZI. BIG then goes for the cover. The referee slides in for the count,…………1-2-3.
HHH: Here are our winners,…………MR. BIG and BIG SEXY BADASS!
( MR. BIG, BSB and the rest of the XWF celebrate as they clear the ring of the nWo. )
( VP RIVERS and BANDIT both come out to the top of the walkway with microphones in their hands. )
VP RIVERS: BIG DEAL! BSB is now an executive. One thing, though, it doesn't take effect until after HELL ON EARTH!
BANDIT: Thats right!
( The crowd is chanting, ASSHOLES,………ASSHOLES! )
BANDIT: Shut up you idiots! Man, I swear, hey RIVERS………
VP RIVERS: Yes, MR. PREZ?
BANDIT: Is it me or are these rednecks getting dumber every time we come here?
VP RIVERS: Stupid is as stupid does!
BANDIT HAHA! BSB,…………you are an intern until NOVEMBER. That means that you will be allowed to attend executive meetings with nO DQ ( CH3ZI, VP RIVERS and PRESIDENT BANDIT) ). But you should get yourself and your little "buddy" ready for HELL ON EARTH. ME and RIVERS will not lose!
( Down With The Sickness comes on as the nWo SICKnESS walks backstage. The XWF SUPERSTARS are left in the ring with puzzled, but confident looks on their faces as we go off the air. )