[The fireworks go off, and the crowd pops BIG time as 'Control' hits the PA]
Foley: "Tonight, The XWF Title is put on the line in one match, one title…Revenge…one night! Hello folks, I'm Mick 'Mankind' Foley and joining me is Bill 'Jackhammer/Spear' Goldberg!"
Goldberg: "And our main event tonight Mick, Mr. BIG takes on Bandit & Nolan in a Three Way Match for the XWF World Championship!"

[Ch3zi's music hits to boos from the crowd]
Goldberg: "And I think we are starting with the Intercontinental Championship match!"
Foley: "Deadman K set this match up last night on USA Network's Brawl, and Ch3zi doesn't know who the hell he must face!"
HHH: "The opening contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the XWF Intercontinental Championship. Introducing first, the Commissioner of the XWF and the Current XWF Intercontinental Champion - CH3ZI!"
[Ch3zi takes the mike off of Triple H]
Ch3zi: "Now, Deadman K, you tried to scare me on Brawl. Well, you didn't do anything at all. Because I am Ch3zi damn it! Whoever this guy is, he had better Prepare… for his end…!"
[The arena goes black]
Foley: "Well, who is it?"
[The nWo Wolfpac theme blears over the PA to a huge pop]
Goldberg: "It can't be!"
[BIG SEXY BADASS hits the stage to a massive pop]
Foley: "I think it is! And Ch3zi looks like he has seen a ghost! He looks like he just pooped himself too!"


BSB comes straight down to the ring and nails Ch3zi with a huge chop. Ch3zi nails BSB with a right hand, and Irish Whips him into the turnbuckle. BSB falls right down and Ch3zi looks smug. Ch3zi goes to the outside, and gets a chair. He takes it in the ring, and was about to swing, when BSB nailed him with a Super kick! Ch3zi was down! The ref didn't even see it! Ch3zi, however, kicked out at 2. BSB shoved Ch3zi into the corner and shouted 'Old School!' BSB went to the top and hit his 'Walk on the Rope'. BSB then nailed a signature elbow, before signaling for 'The End'. Ch3zi got back up, and waked right into BSB's right hand! But Ch3zi nailed a cowardly Low Blow, and hit his Double Arm DDT! BSB was laid out cold. Ch3zi put his arm over, and only got 2 count. Ch3zi was fuming. He showed the ref 3 fingers, but the ref only showed 2. BSB however, got right back up, and hit Ch3zi with a chokeslam! 1-2-3!

HHH: "Here is your winner, and the new XWF Intercontinental Champion - Big Sexy Badass!"

After the match, BSB looked at Ch3zi, lying prone on the floor. BSB nailed him with the chair. BSB then Big Hitted Ch3zi on to the chair before leaving.
Goldberg: "A great match Mick. Big Sexy gets his revenge from November Tradition! But, our next match, in the words of Tony Schiavone, will be a classic!"
Foley: "Or as Good 'ol JR would say Bill, It's gonna be a slobberknocker!"
Goldberg: "A Dumpster match for the XWF Tag Team titles. Lets see how these four young guns got to Xmas Madness tonight"

[A video package airs of the whole feud between the 4]
HHH: "Ladies and gentleman, the following match is a XWF Dumpster Match. To win, you must place both team members in a Dumpster. This match is also a No Disqualification Match!"
['Trouble' by Cypress Hill hits the PA and the crowd pops]
HHH: "Introducing first, the team of The XWF Hardcore Champion, DEADMAN K; and the XWF Cruiserweight Champion, and one half of the XWF Tag Team Champions, The EXTERMINATOR!"
['Papercut' hits the PA and JT Money & Simple Simeone walk to down the ring]
HHH: "And their opponents, the co-holder of the XWF Tag Team Championship, JT MONEY; and SIMPLE SIMEONE!"


Exterminator starts with Simeone and Deadman K goes to work on JT Money. Deadman K reversed a Money Irish Whip and gave JT a few beat heads. JT fell to the floor and Deadman K joined Exterminator. Ex and K then nailed Simeone with a huge Flapjack. Deadman then hit a Leg Drop on Simeone.
Exterminator went to the outside, and up the ramp. He brought back down a Dumpster! And another Dumpster! Exterminator then got a chair and threw it into the ring. JT Money got back up and used the chair on Deadman K! JT went to the outside and nailed Exterminator with the chair.
Simeone dragged his hand over Deadman K, and a referee came down! He counted 1-2-3! Simeone was the new Hardcore Champion! Exterminator however, then came in and nailed Simeone with a DDT on to the chair.
Deadman K went to the outside and opened the Dumpster lid. Exterminator then rolled Simeone into the Dumpster. JT Money got back up and climbed the second dumpster.
Deadman K nailed JT with a Low Blow, before giving JT a Death Drop into the dumpster! Exterminator closed the lid and we had new Tag champs!

HHH: "Here are your winners, and the new XWF Tag-team Champions, The Exterminator & Deadman K!" Foley: "What a match!"
Goldberg: "Indeed it was. Folks, the next time you will join the XWF on PPV is for EliMinaTion, which comes to you live from the NEC Arena in Birmingham, England. It is the XWF's first visit to the UK, and we are very much looking forward to it!"
Foley: "It comes to you live, 5pm Eastern Time on Sunday, January 27th 2002."
Goldberg: "The XWF wishes you all a very Happy Holiday and a Great 2002!"

[Backstage] Mr. BIG, and the XWF Crew are in a locker room
Mr. BIG: "Now guys, we must remember, I've been told that something screwy is gonna happen here tonight. BIG Time. We must be careful. Silver, do us all a favour and beat that idiot schizoid Nice Chump."
[The locker room chants 'Silver']

[The Steel Cage is lowered…]
Goldberg: "Well, it looks like Chappie and Silver will get it on inside a cage"
Foley: "Mr. BIG booked this match because he believes that Pedro El Pie won't interfere"

[A video package airs of this whole feud, which started with Summer's kidnapping]

HHH: "The following is a Steel Cage Match. The only way to win is to climb out of the cage, with both feet touching the ground"
['Last Resort' by Papa Roach hits the PA and the crowd pops big time]
HHH: "Introducing first, he is a two-time XWF Hardcore Champion; Silver!"
[Really Nice Chap's music hits the PA and the crowd boos]
HHH: "And his opponent, A Really Nice Chap!"


Silver starts laying into Nice Chap as soon as they enter the cage. Nice Chap counters and whips Silver into the cage. Nice Chap then nails some boots deep into Silver. Silver then gets back up and hits Nice Chap into the cage. Chappie turns around and Silver nails him with a DDT. Silver begins to climb the cage, and Chappie dropkicks the cage! Silver is sent crashing, and nails Chappie with an elbow drop!
Out of nowhere comes Pedro El Pie! He pops out from the middle of the ring! He nails Silver with a massive right, before Chappie and him throw Silver against the cage. A side of the cage breaks, and Silver falls, and wins the match!"

HHH: "Here is your winner, Silver!"
Goldberg: "Damn! BIG can't win!"
Foley: "I guess not"
Goldberg: "But, Silver has won at last. One thing though Mick"
Foley: "What?"
Goldberg: "Silver still hasn't got Summer back!"

[A commercial airs for XWF EliMinaTion]

Foley: "But now folks, it is time for our main event!"
Goldberg: "It's a Three Way Match between Mr. B, Mr. I, Mr. G - Mr. BIG, Bandit and Nolan!"

[Backstage] Nolan is talking to President Jazzer
Jazzer: "Nolan, you seem shaken"
Nolan: "You would be after the ladder match last night you dweeb!"
Jazzer: "Calm down. You tonight, pal, could become the next and the greatest XWF Champion of all time!"
Nolan: "I know that!"
Jazzer: "But, I guarantee you that you will win…"
[Jazzer has an evil smirk on his face]

[A Video Package of the lead-up to the match]

HHH: "The following is a Three Way Match scheduled for one fall, and it is for the XWF World Championship!"
Foley: "Crowd already on their feet!"
HHH: "This match is also, No Disqualification!"
Goldberg: "What?!"
['Just Think About It!'… BANG! 're-Arranged' by Limp Bizkit hits the PA to a mega pop]
Goldberg: "Here comes our boss!"
[Mr. BIG hits the stage with his title belt in hand to a massive pop. He walks down to the ring and high-fives some of his fans]
HHH: "Introducing first, from Bridgend, Wales; weighing in at 345 pounds, he is the CEO of the XWF and The Current XWF World Champion, Mr. BIG!"
['Down with the Sickness' hits the PA and Bandit gets some boos]
HHH: "And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois; BANDIT!"
[Nolan's music hits and he walks down to the ring with Jazzer to huge boos]
HHH: "And they're opponent, being accompanied by XWF President Jazzer, NOLAN!"


Mr. BIG begins with some massive rights to Nolan, before Bandit comes in and gives BIG a double axe handle. Bandit and Nolan get to work on Mr. BIG, hitting him with loads of rights and shoulder charges. BIG falls and Nolan goes for the cover. Bandit pulls Nolan off and hits Nolan with a right hand. BIG gets up and nails Nolan with a right hand before Irish Whipping him. BIG then gives Nolan a Lou Thesz Press to a huge pop. Bandit comes in and gives BIG a few right hands, before BIG goes back and nails Bandit with a Standing Clothesline! BIG only gets a two count. He throws Bandit out of the ring and starts laying into Nolan.
Nolan gets back in it via nailing a huge boot to the gut. Nolan then nails a quick DDT. Bandit gets back in and gets Nolan. He pulls Nolan to the outside. The two trade punches before Jazzer comes around and gets in Bandit's face. Bandit hits Jazzer with a massive right. Mr. BIG sees the three outside and nails a Vaulting Body Press! All four men are down. Mr. BIG is first back in the ring.
Suddenly, a man is walking down the ramp…IT'S RIVERS! The crowd pops but boos at the same time. Rivers comes down and nails Mr. BIG! Rivers hits the Veto on Mr. BIG, but BIG gets back up and nails Rivers with a BIG Storm to a huge pop! BIG taunts Rivers but Jazzer comes in and pulls BIG. Bandit and Nolan get back in and hit some solid left and rights. Nolan hits a chop and Irish Whips Bandit. Bandit reverses with a massive kick to the face. Rivers and Jazzer on the outside are digging into BIG, when Big Sexy Badass and Deadman K come through the crowd! The two have chairs, and nail Rivers with a ConChairTo! Jazzer also receives a ConChairTo! They get BIG back up. BIG comes storming back into the ring and hits Bandit with the Inverse DDT! Nolan gets given The Equaliser. BIG gets a two count on Nolan. Bandit gets up and gives BIG a Clothesline over the top rope. Bandit puts Nolan in the Bandit Stretch! Nolan doesn't tap! But Bandit pins him… 
Foley: "Hell no!"
Goldberg: "It can't end this way!"
1… 2… 3!
Foley: "DAMN IT!"
HHH: "Here is your winner, and the NEW XWF World Champion, BANDIT!"
Foley: "BIG got screwed!"
Goldberg: "BIG time too!"
Foley: "I cannot believe this."
[Bandit takes the microphone from Triple H]
Bandit: "Well, Biggie. You lost. Lost to the better man. But you also lost to the better People. You see, I have been working together with Jazzer. We have formed a super group. A group even your power cannot stop. That group is the nWo! Jazzer, Rivers, Nolan, Banzai and Myself are so powerful, we WILL run you out of business!"
Foley: "Damn that asshole!"
Goldberg: "Damn."

[Mr. BIG just gets up and looks deep into the eyes of Bandit as we fade out]