The fireworks are going off left and right. Its XWF/nWo HELL ON EARTH! BILL GOLDBERG and JERRY the KING LAWLER are at ring side to bring the action.
BILL: Hello everyone, and welcome to the XWF/nWo's second PAY PER VIEW, HELL ON EARTH!
JERRY: Hello everybody!
BILL: Feuds end tonight and new ones will start! Our first match is FITZMISTER vs. X-ECUTOR vs. THE EXTERMINATOR vs. J.T. MONEY!
( Then, a man in black appears on the titan-tron. He is dressed in black and his face is covered up. SUMMER is in a chair behind him and over his left shoulder. She is tied up, but in her wrestling gear. The man looks into the camera and begins to speak……………)
MAN: HAHAHA! HELL ON EARTH is here! FINALLY! Doesn't she look pretty? She will be the best looking CHAMPION ever! She will win tonight, so SILVER,…………just mind your own business! I need to bathe in chocolate now, so go away!
( The camera switches back to BILL and JERRY. )
JERRY: I like this guy!
BILL: He is a freak! What is wrong with this guy, and more importantly, WHO IS HE?!
JERRY: Its not me!
BILL: Yes, JERRY, we all know.
BILL: Lets go to HHH to announce our first match!
HHH: Ladies and gentleman, our first contest is a four way match! On his way to the ring…………The X-ECUTOR!
( X-ECUTOR enters the ring. )
HHH: And the second entry……………………THE EXTERMINATOR!
( THE EXTERMINATOR enters the ring, stay directly across from THE X-ECUTOR.
HHH: And our third entry,……………FITZMISTER!
( FITZMISTER enters the ring. He stands clear of X and EX, though, because both men have a past with him in the XWF. )
HHH: And the final competitor………………………J.T. MONEY!
( J.T. MONEY walks to the ring and gets in. He has his pimpin' new nWo SICKnESS shirt on. )
THE MATCH: FITZMISTER waits in a corner as X and EX attack JT for him being in the nWo. They start beating down MONEY pretty hard in a corner. Then, FITZMISTER comes over and starts beating down on MONEY. X-ECUTOR and THE EXTERMINATOR give each other a high five and the crowd loves it. Then, FITZ' smiles and puts both of his hands up to be slapped by EX and X. X and EX look at each other and then look at FITZMISTER. The two then double choke slam FITZ' in the ring. The crowd loves this too! JT money then hits THE X-ECUTOR from the back. THE EXTERMINATOR just walks over to FITZ' and picks him up. FITZ' tries to chop at THE EXTERMINATOR, but to no avail. J.T. MONEY and THE X-ECUTOR keep it pretty much even by trading blows with each other. X-ECUTOR gets JT down so he turns around to walk over to THE EXTERMINATOR, but JT hits him in the back. JT then kicks THE X-ECUTOR as he is down. X rolls out of the ring. As FITZMISTER is down and THE EXTERMINATOR looms over him, JT MONEY attacks THE EXTERMINATOR from the back. JT beats up on EX as FITZMISTER recovers. JT tries to give EX a DDT, but THE EXTERMINATOR picks JT up and throws him over his shoulder. THE EXTERMINATOR looks at JT on the ground as he gets ready for his finishing move.
JERRY: Oh no!
BILL: THE EXTERMINATOR is about to end the match!
THE MATCH: Just then, THE X_ECUTOR gets back into the ring with a chair. The referee runs over to him and grabs the chair and starts to yell at him. THE EXTERMINATOR covers JT, but the referee is distracted by THE X-ECUTOR with his chair. Then, FITZMISTER grabs a chair, gets into the ring and clobbers THE EXTERMINATOR with it. EX rolls of. THE X-ECUTOR, seeing what FITZMISTER did, throws his chair out of the ring and gives chase to FITZ'. They end up running backstage. That leaves J.T. MONEY and THE EXTERMINATOR in the ring. JT crawls over to EX and puts his arm over his chest for the 1-2-3.
HHH: The winner…………………J.T. MONEY.
( The referee raises JT's hand in victory, then JT quickly leaves. THE EXTERMINATOR gets up and stare very angrily towards the backstage area.
BILL: THE EXTERMINATOR is pissed off! FITZMISTER just bought himself a whole lot of trouble!
JERRY: THE EXTERMINATOR is now on a mission!
HHH: Our second match is one fall and it is for the XWF WOMEN's WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP. Now on her way to the ring,………………………SADIE!
(SADIE gets into the ring with her XWF WOMEN's CHAMPIONSHIP BELT. )
HHH: And her opponent,………………………………SUMMER!
BILL: Where are they at?
JERRY: I don't know!
( Then, the man in black walks SUMMER to the ring. He is still wearing a mask and SUMMER is wearing hardly anything at all (as is SADIE). SUMMER is crying and she is on a leash. As they get in the ring, the man takes the leash off SUMMER. )
THE MATCH: SADIE runs at SUMMER, but SUMMER tosses her over in an arm-drag-takeover. SUMMER keeps the lock on SADIE's arm. The man stands outside of the ring with his arms folded. All of a sudden, SILVER runs down to the ring and attacks the kidnapper. As SILVER pounds on the guy, he sees SUMMER in the ring. He gets in the ring and SILVER and SUMMER hug. The crowd pops! Then, the man gets in the ring with them. They stand toe-to-toe. SILVER pushes the man, then the man pushes SILVER. SILVER bumps into SUMMER and SUMMER backs into SADIE. Falls out of the ring and through a table. SILVER then starts wailing on the kidnapper's face and tries to take his mask off. The man barely gets free and rolls out of the ring. The man then walks over to SADIE, picks her up, and then throws her into the ring. He then runs backstage with SILVER chasing after him. SUMMER stands in the ring and looks as if she is confused. She then lays on top of SADIE and the referee counts 1-2-3
HHH: The winner …………and the NEW, XWF WOMEN's CHAMPION of the WORLD,…………SUMMER!
( The referee raises SUMMER's arm in victory. But then, another man enters the ring through the crowd. He taps SUMMER on the shoulder. SUMMER turns around and looks horrified. The man then picks SUMMER up and throws her over his shoulder and exits through the crowd. )
BILL: WHAT?! Is this the same kidnapper? Is it another kidnapper?! Is it a partner with the other kidnapper?! I don't know!
JERRY: Its very disturbing!
( The camera switches to backstage. FITZMISTER is being interviewed by former wrestler, STING. )
STING: Why did you do that to THE EXTERMINATOR?
FITZMISTER: Because, he is gonna' have to realize that what FITZ' says,………GOES! THE EXTERMINATOR has a big mouth. He thinks he can handle the FITZMISTER, then bring it,…………………EXXY!
( FITZMISTER laughs and walks away. The camera then switches back to BILL and JERRY. )
BILL: He's dead.
JERRY: I happen to think that FITZMISTER will defeat THE EXTERMINATOR, anytime and any place.
BILL: Sure, whatever.
HHH: The next match is for the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Now on their way to the ring…………………MAD DOG and ANGEL!
( They enter the ring. )
HHH: And their opponents, on their way to the ring…they are the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS of the WORLD,…………………………………HBK and JAZZER!
n………W……………o!
( The two CHAMPIONS walk to the ring. )
THE MATCH: MAD DOG and ANGEL reach for a handshake. JAZZER goes to give MAD DOG one. JAZZER grabs MAD DOG and delivers a JAZZ BOTTOM. HBK punches ANGEL in the face and throws him out of the ring. JAZZER then delivers the CROWD's ELBOW and gets the pin. 1-2-3.
HHH: The winners,..and STILL, XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS of the WORLD………………HBK and JAZZER!
BILL: JAZZER kicked his ass!
JERRY: WOW! JAZ' was impressive tonight!
HHH: The next match is for the XWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! Now on his way to the ring… he is a former XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION,………………SILVER!
( The crowd pops BIG-TIME as SILVER enters the ring! )
HHH: And his opponent, he is the CURRENT XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION,……………………OTTOBOMB!
( OTTOBOMB walks to the ring looking bigger than ever. He has his belt around his waist and hot chicks all over him. They crowd boos him, but he doesn't care because he can beat them all up! )
THE MATCH: OTTOBOMB stands chest-to-chest with SILVER. OTTO' flexes his biceps right in SILVER's face. SILVER looks pissed off ( probably because of what just happened to him and SUMMER ). OTTOBOMB then pokes his index finger into SILVER's chest. SILVER grabs 'BOMB's finger and twists it. SILVER then clotheslines him. The crowd is loving it! SILVER cusses at OTTOBOMB and then SILVER gets out of the ring and lifts up the apron. He throws just about everything he can find into the ring. Trash cans, stop signs, tables, tools, the bell itself.
BILL: SILVER has gone crazy!
JERRY: The kidnappers are a big distraction!
THE MATCH: SILVER gets into the ring and beats OTTOBOMB over the head with a stop sign. SILVER then starts to kick OTTOBOMB as he lays on the mat. SILVER sets up a table. As SILVER goes to pick OTTO' up, OTTO' nails him in the stomach with a closed fist. OTTOBOMB then grabs a trash can and wraps it around SILVER's head. SILVER falls to the mat. OTTOBOMB then flexes some more for the crowd and tells them to shut up because they are stupid, weak, fat and ugly. He laughs and as he turns around, SILVER greats him with a ring bell to the head. SILVER goes for the cover and gets the 1-2-3.
HHH: The winner and the NEW XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION,………………………SILVER!
BILL: That was pretty damn brutal!
JERRY: Yes, BILL. OTTOBOMB is naturally pissed off and SILVER is on edge because of the SUMMER situation.
( The camera is now rolling backstage. VP RIVERS and BANDIT are speaking with BANZAI, NOLAN, and CH3ZI. )
VP RIVERS: OK, guys! This is it! HELL ON EARTH. The time has come for you guys to step up! CH3ZI, BANZAI, and NOLAN,………you guys have the top three sought-after titles in the XWF. Me and BANDIT are counting on you guys. You three need to step up and deliver. BANZAI, your match is next. Can you handle TRIP and A REALLY NICE CHAP?
BANZAI: No problem!
VP RIVERS: Now that's a good attitude!
BANDIT: How about you, NOLAN, can you take care of BIG SEXY BADASS?
NOLAN: He's as good as dead!
VP RIVERS: All right!
BANDIT: And you,…………CH3ZI. You have been the leader of the nWo since we decided to take over the XWF. Will I be facing you tomorrow night on MONDAY NIGHT TRAUMA?
CH3ZI: Yup. And I won't hold anything back! I don't care who its against!
BANDIT: Good, good. We'll see.
( The camera cuts back to the ring as the nWo all look around with bland looks on their faces. )
HHH: This match is one fall and it is a three-way-dance for the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP! Now, on his way to the ring, our first competitor,…………………TRIP!
( TRIP enters the ring. )
HHH: And the second entry into the contest,………………A REALLY NICE CHAP!
( ARNC walks down to the ring looking very gentlemanly like. His hair is combed and he has a smile on his face. )
HHH: And the final competitor,………he is the CURRENT XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION,………………………BANZAI!
( BANZAI walks down to the ring . )
THE MATCH: BANZAI and TRIP start fighting. ARNC just looks on as if he was a fan. BANZAI knees TRIP in his throat. With TRIP down, BANZAI turns to ARNC. ARNC pleads with BANZAI to leave him alone. However, BANZAI punches ARNC in his face and smirks. BANZAI then walks over to TRIP. In the corner, A REALLY NICE CHAP rubs his fingers against his lips and then looks at them. He sees blood. ARNC then starts to breath heavy and he gets an angry look on his face. The crowd explodes! ARNC then charges at BANZAI and TRIP. He pounds on both of them, beating them with his fists and head-butting them uncontrollably. The referee finally gets ARNC of. ARNC calms down and goes outside of the ring to calm down. After a while, TRIP and BANZAI get up. The two are pretty beaten up by their confrontation with A REALLY NICE CHAP. BANZAI whips TRIP across the ring. TRIP goes flying out of the ring and lands right on ARNC as ARNC drank his tea. ARNC starts his process again and shatters the cup that he had his tea in in over TRIPS head ( I guess a fan brewed it for him, LOL ). ARNC gets on top of TRIP and STARTS wailing on him saying, "That was a jolly cup of tea, you bloody wanker!" BANZAI just stays in the ring and grimaces as ARNC beats on TRIP. ARNC throws TRIP back into the ring. ARNC starts walking backstage. The whole way back, he is saying stuff like, "Ahhhh, I need to, I need to… ahhhh. Why?! Why?! Who,who,who?! Ahhhh se,ses, Ahhhh!" Banzai looks toward ARNC and get a "What the #%^@?" look on his face. BANZAI then notices TRIP is laying there and covers him for the 1-2-3.
HHH: The winner, and STILL, the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION,……………………BANZAI!
( BANZAI grabs his belt and leaves, the whole time show HIS strap to the crowd and mocking them. )
HHH: The next match is for the XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPIONSHIP! Now coming to the ring,……………DEADMANK!
( The crowd gives DEADMANK a pretty decent pop as he walks to the ring. )
HHH: And his opponent, he is the CURRENT, XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPION,…………………NEVERMORE!
( The CAWS fill the arena as NEVERMORE walks to the ring. )
THE MATCH: As both men are in the ring, the cage is lowered. The fans are excited! The two dark souls lock up in the middle of the ring. DEADMANK gets the upper hand. He whips NEVERMORE into the opposite side of the ropes and right back at him. THE DEADMAN grabs NEVERMORE and helps him get up, only to clothesline NEVERMORE. Just then, OTTOBOMB walks down to the ring and sits at the announcers' table . He puts on a headset.
BILL: What are you doing here, OTTOBOMB?
OTTOBOMB: This punk says he is the "King of HARDCORE." I think he isn't. I think he is a punk. I think I can beat his ass!
THE MATCH: DEADMANK looks over to see OTTOBOMB sitting at the announcers table. He walks over to the side of the cage and stares at him. OTTOBOMB just flexes his massive biceps and sits back down while still mocking THE DEADMAN. NEVERMORE then does a neck-breaker to DEAD'. NEVERMORE starts to climb the cage. After THE DEADMAN recovers, he follows NEVERMORE to the top. Both men are now on the top of the cage because of a trap door. in the top of the cage. They beat on each other continually for a long time. All of a sudden, OTTOBOMB starts to climb the cage. DEADMANK gets NEVERMORE down and makes his way over to stare down at OTTOBOMB climbing the cage. As OTTOBOMB climbs the cage and DEADMANK looks down at OTTOBOMB, NEVERMORE kicks THE DEADMAN in his back. He falls off and lands on the announcers table. OTTOBOMB laughs and climbs down. OTTO' then kicks THE DEADMAN a couple of times and then walks backstage, laughing the whole way back. NEVERMORE jumps down and lands on his feet. NEVERMORE picks DEADMANK up and tosses him into the ring. NEVERMORE choke slams DEADMANK and covers him for the 1-2-3.
HHH: The winner and STILL the XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPION…………………NEVERMORE!
( The camera starts rolling backstage. Its SILVER! The crowd explodes. )
STING: SILVER how does it feel to be the first ever two time CHAMPION in the XWF's history?!
SILVER: Well, Sting, it feels……
( All of a sudden, the man in black comes out of nowhere and hits SILVER in the back with a SILVER party tray (ironic, huh?) The man then looks at SILVER as he lays on the ground. OTTOBOMB comes walking out of his dressing room and looks as if he is ready to go home. OTTOBOMB says "What the 3@%*!" and screams "Hey, ref, get over here!" The referee runs over as OTTOBOMB covers SILVER OTTOBOMB tells the referee to count to three, so he does 1-2-3. OTTOBOMB grabs the belt and leaves the arena. )
( New XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION, OTTOBOMB!)
( The camera switches back to the ring for the next match! )
HHH: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is for the XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP! Now coming to the ring, BIG SEXY BADASS!
( The crowd stands up and goes crazy as BSB enters the ring! )
HHH: And his opponents, he is the former XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION and the CURRENT XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION,……………………NOLAN!
( NOLAN enters the ring, he has a lot of cheers, even though he is in the nWo! )
THE MATCH: The match starts off with NOLAN taking charge. The fighting goes back and forth for forty five minutes! Now, the two men are on the walk way. They are exchanging blows. NOLAN sets up a table, even though it isn't a tables match! As NOLAN goes to put BSB through it, BSB tries to reverse it, but they both end up going through the table! The referee doesn't know what to do. He stands in the ring and scratches his head as the fans scream for their favorite wrestler to get the frig' up! Then, VP RIVERS comes out from the crowd and gets into the ring. The referee quickly stops him and the two start to argue. NOLAN and BSB gets into the ring, with both men barely standing. Then, NOLAN DDT's BSB. It looks to be over as NOLAN appears to be getting ready to use his finishing move! Then, CH3ZI runs to the ring with a chair and slides into the ring. He waits for BSB to get up and then,………………WHACK!!!!!! HE NAILS NOLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
BILL: OH MY GOD!
JERRY: Doh!
THE MATCH: CH3ZI gets out of the ring and we can lip read him say "Shit, Fu*k!". The referee sees BSB's tired body cover NOLAN's so he runs over for the 1-2-3.
HHH: The winner and the NEW XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION,…………………………BIG SEXY BADASS!
( VP RIVERS stands outside with his jaw dropped. )
( A commercial is shown for the XWF's next PPV: NOVEMBER TRADITION! )
HHH: The next match is for the XWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Now coming to the ring,………(the fans have all ready exploded!) He is the former XWF COMMISSIONER and the former XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION,…………………………………………MR. BIG!
( BIG makes his way to the ring as the crowd blows the roof off of the stadium! )
HHH: And his opponent, he is the current XWF COMMISSIONER and the current XWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION,………………CH3ZI!
n………………W………………o!
( CH3ZI comes to the ring with ten hot, sexy, slightly clothed chicks! )
THE MATCH: CH3ZI doesn't even make it half way down the ramp as MR. BIG just couldn't keep his anger bottled up any longer. BIG and CH3ZI trade head shots as they make their way backstage. CH3ZI picks up the tray that OTTOBOMB used on SILVER and smashes MR. BIG with it. CH3ZI picks BIG up and throws him out of the door that leads outside of the arena.
BILL: Remember, ladies and gentlemen, ITS ANY THING GOES!
THE MATCH: CH3ZI is large and in charge as the two make their way outside. CH3ZI gets on the top of a FERRARI and ROCK BOTTOMS MR. BIG THROUGH IT!!!!!!!!!!!
BILL: Oh my God, BIG is hurt, BIG is hurt!
JERRY: CH3ZI is kicking ass!
THE MATCH: CH3ZI gets off of the car and walks away with a smile on his face. Then, BSB runs out of the arena at him. CH3ZI punches BSB in the stomach and the rest of the nWo run out at him. The nWo stomp BSB as CH3ZI turns around to look at MR. BIG to laugh at him some more. BUT HE's GONE!!!!!!!
BILL: What is going on here?
JERRY: Where did MR. BIG go?
THE MATCH: CH3ZI walks around the arena to look for MR. BIG. He then gets to a very dark area. He yells for BIG, but no answer. He is about to give up the search and says "He probably checked himself into a hospital! HAHAHA!" Then, all of a sudden, some one jumps CH3ZI and breaks a BUDWEISER bottle over his head The guy then drags CH3ZI out to an open field and stands him up right. He staggers until out of nowhere MR. BIG runs into the picture and nails the BIG STORM on CH3ZI.
BILL: YES!!!!!!
JERRY: NO!!!!!!
THE MATCH: Then, SILVER, NEVERMORE, and DEADMANK run out with the referee. The referee counts as MR. BIG covers CH3ZI for the 1-2-3.
( HHH can be heard in the arena! )
HHH: The winner,…………and the NEW, XWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION of the WORLD,…………MR. BIG!
( The XWF makes its way over to the nWo and helps BSB out by beating the nWo down. The XWF/nWo HELL ON EARTH ends with the XWF guys beating the nWo's asses all the way back to the ring. MR. BIG celebrates and visits the top of each turnbuckle and shows off his new belt. Then, MR. BIG grabs a mic and begins to speak. )
MR. BIG: Who wants to see the man who made things even in the XWF/nWo battle, Huh?
( The crowd explodes!!!!!!!!!!!!! )
MR. BIG: Here he is………
( DISTURBED's "STUPIFY" hits as DISTURBED GREGG ALLEN makes his way to the ring. He passes some AMERICAN beer around the XWF guys and MR. BIG says "What the hell, why not?!" as he pops open the beer and the camera fades away… )
JERRY: This is awful!
BILL: This is great!
[End of Show]
BILL: Hello everyone, and welcome to the XWF/nWo's second PAY PER VIEW, HELL ON EARTH!
JERRY: Hello everybody!
BILL: Feuds end tonight and new ones will start! Our first match is FITZMISTER vs. X-ECUTOR vs. THE EXTERMINATOR vs. J.T. MONEY!
( Then, a man in black appears on the titan-tron. He is dressed in black and his face is covered up. SUMMER is in a chair behind him and over his left shoulder. She is tied up, but in her wrestling gear. The man looks into the camera and begins to speak……………)
MAN: HAHAHA! HELL ON EARTH is here! FINALLY! Doesn't she look pretty? She will be the best looking CHAMPION ever! She will win tonight, so SILVER,…………just mind your own business! I need to bathe in chocolate now, so go away!
( The camera switches back to BILL and JERRY. )
JERRY: I like this guy!
BILL: He is a freak! What is wrong with this guy, and more importantly, WHO IS HE?!
JERRY: Its not me!
BILL: Yes, JERRY, we all know.
BILL: Lets go to HHH to announce our first match!
HHH: Ladies and gentleman, our first contest is a four way match! On his way to the ring…………The X-ECUTOR!
( X-ECUTOR enters the ring. )
HHH: And the second entry……………………THE EXTERMINATOR!
( THE EXTERMINATOR enters the ring, stay directly across from THE X-ECUTOR.
HHH: And our third entry,……………FITZMISTER!
( FITZMISTER enters the ring. He stands clear of X and EX, though, because both men have a past with him in the XWF. )
HHH: And the final competitor………………………J.T. MONEY!
( J.T. MONEY walks to the ring and gets in. He has his pimpin' new nWo SICKnESS shirt on. )
THE MATCH: FITZMISTER waits in a corner as X and EX attack JT for him being in the nWo. They start beating down MONEY pretty hard in a corner. Then, FITZMISTER comes over and starts beating down on MONEY. X-ECUTOR and THE EXTERMINATOR give each other a high five and the crowd loves it. Then, FITZ' smiles and puts both of his hands up to be slapped by EX and X. X and EX look at each other and then look at FITZMISTER. The two then double choke slam FITZ' in the ring. The crowd loves this too! JT money then hits THE X-ECUTOR from the back. THE EXTERMINATOR just walks over to FITZ' and picks him up. FITZ' tries to chop at THE EXTERMINATOR, but to no avail. J.T. MONEY and THE X-ECUTOR keep it pretty much even by trading blows with each other. X-ECUTOR gets JT down so he turns around to walk over to THE EXTERMINATOR, but JT hits him in the back. JT then kicks THE X-ECUTOR as he is down. X rolls out of the ring. As FITZMISTER is down and THE EXTERMINATOR looms over him, JT MONEY attacks THE EXTERMINATOR from the back. JT beats up on EX as FITZMISTER recovers. JT tries to give EX a DDT, but THE EXTERMINATOR picks JT up and throws him over his shoulder. THE EXTERMINATOR looks at JT on the ground as he gets ready for his finishing move.
JERRY: Oh no!
BILL: THE EXTERMINATOR is about to end the match!
THE MATCH: Just then, THE X_ECUTOR gets back into the ring with a chair. The referee runs over to him and grabs the chair and starts to yell at him. THE EXTERMINATOR covers JT, but the referee is distracted by THE X-ECUTOR with his chair. Then, FITZMISTER grabs a chair, gets into the ring and clobbers THE EXTERMINATOR with it. EX rolls of. THE X-ECUTOR, seeing what FITZMISTER did, throws his chair out of the ring and gives chase to FITZ'. They end up running backstage. That leaves J.T. MONEY and THE EXTERMINATOR in the ring. JT crawls over to EX and puts his arm over his chest for the 1-2-3.
HHH: The winner…………………J.T. MONEY.
( The referee raises JT's hand in victory, then JT quickly leaves. THE EXTERMINATOR gets up and stare very angrily towards the backstage area.
BILL: THE EXTERMINATOR is pissed off! FITZMISTER just bought himself a whole lot of trouble!
JERRY: THE EXTERMINATOR is now on a mission!
HHH: Our second match is one fall and it is for the XWF WOMEN's WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP. Now on her way to the ring,………………………SADIE!
(SADIE gets into the ring with her XWF WOMEN's CHAMPIONSHIP BELT. )
HHH: And her opponent,………………………………SUMMER!
BILL: Where are they at?
JERRY: I don't know!
( Then, the man in black walks SUMMER to the ring. He is still wearing a mask and SUMMER is wearing hardly anything at all (as is SADIE). SUMMER is crying and she is on a leash. As they get in the ring, the man takes the leash off SUMMER. )
THE MATCH: SADIE runs at SUMMER, but SUMMER tosses her over in an arm-drag-takeover. SUMMER keeps the lock on SADIE's arm. The man stands outside of the ring with his arms folded. All of a sudden, SILVER runs down to the ring and attacks the kidnapper. As SILVER pounds on the guy, he sees SUMMER in the ring. He gets in the ring and SILVER and SUMMER hug. The crowd pops! Then, the man gets in the ring with them. They stand toe-to-toe. SILVER pushes the man, then the man pushes SILVER. SILVER bumps into SUMMER and SUMMER backs into SADIE. Falls out of the ring and through a table. SILVER then starts wailing on the kidnapper's face and tries to take his mask off. The man barely gets free and rolls out of the ring. The man then walks over to SADIE, picks her up, and then throws her into the ring. He then runs backstage with SILVER chasing after him. SUMMER stands in the ring and looks as if she is confused. She then lays on top of SADIE and the referee counts 1-2-3
HHH: The winner …………and the NEW, XWF WOMEN's CHAMPION of the WORLD,…………SUMMER!
( The referee raises SUMMER's arm in victory. But then, another man enters the ring through the crowd. He taps SUMMER on the shoulder. SUMMER turns around and looks horrified. The man then picks SUMMER up and throws her over his shoulder and exits through the crowd. )
BILL: WHAT?! Is this the same kidnapper? Is it another kidnapper?! Is it a partner with the other kidnapper?! I don't know!
JERRY: Its very disturbing!
( The camera switches to backstage. FITZMISTER is being interviewed by former wrestler, STING. )
STING: Why did you do that to THE EXTERMINATOR?
FITZMISTER: Because, he is gonna' have to realize that what FITZ' says,………GOES! THE EXTERMINATOR has a big mouth. He thinks he can handle the FITZMISTER, then bring it,…………………EXXY!
( FITZMISTER laughs and walks away. The camera then switches back to BILL and JERRY. )
BILL: He's dead.
JERRY: I happen to think that FITZMISTER will defeat THE EXTERMINATOR, anytime and any place.
BILL: Sure, whatever.
HHH: The next match is for the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Now on their way to the ring…………………MAD DOG and ANGEL!
( They enter the ring. )
HHH: And their opponents, on their way to the ring…they are the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS of the WORLD,…………………………………HBK and JAZZER!
n………W……………o!
( The two CHAMPIONS walk to the ring. )
THE MATCH: MAD DOG and ANGEL reach for a handshake. JAZZER goes to give MAD DOG one. JAZZER grabs MAD DOG and delivers a JAZZ BOTTOM. HBK punches ANGEL in the face and throws him out of the ring. JAZZER then delivers the CROWD's ELBOW and gets the pin. 1-2-3.
HHH: The winners,..and STILL, XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS of the WORLD………………HBK and JAZZER!
BILL: JAZZER kicked his ass!
JERRY: WOW! JAZ' was impressive tonight!
HHH: The next match is for the XWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! Now on his way to the ring… he is a former XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION,………………SILVER!
( The crowd pops BIG-TIME as SILVER enters the ring! )
HHH: And his opponent, he is the CURRENT XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION,……………………OTTOBOMB!
( OTTOBOMB walks to the ring looking bigger than ever. He has his belt around his waist and hot chicks all over him. They crowd boos him, but he doesn't care because he can beat them all up! )
THE MATCH: OTTOBOMB stands chest-to-chest with SILVER. OTTO' flexes his biceps right in SILVER's face. SILVER looks pissed off ( probably because of what just happened to him and SUMMER ). OTTOBOMB then pokes his index finger into SILVER's chest. SILVER grabs 'BOMB's finger and twists it. SILVER then clotheslines him. The crowd is loving it! SILVER cusses at OTTOBOMB and then SILVER gets out of the ring and lifts up the apron. He throws just about everything he can find into the ring. Trash cans, stop signs, tables, tools, the bell itself.
BILL: SILVER has gone crazy!
JERRY: The kidnappers are a big distraction!
THE MATCH: SILVER gets into the ring and beats OTTOBOMB over the head with a stop sign. SILVER then starts to kick OTTOBOMB as he lays on the mat. SILVER sets up a table. As SILVER goes to pick OTTO' up, OTTO' nails him in the stomach with a closed fist. OTTOBOMB then grabs a trash can and wraps it around SILVER's head. SILVER falls to the mat. OTTOBOMB then flexes some more for the crowd and tells them to shut up because they are stupid, weak, fat and ugly. He laughs and as he turns around, SILVER greats him with a ring bell to the head. SILVER goes for the cover and gets the 1-2-3.
HHH: The winner and the NEW XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION,………………………SILVER!
BILL: That was pretty damn brutal!
JERRY: Yes, BILL. OTTOBOMB is naturally pissed off and SILVER is on edge because of the SUMMER situation.
( The camera is now rolling backstage. VP RIVERS and BANDIT are speaking with BANZAI, NOLAN, and CH3ZI. )
VP RIVERS: OK, guys! This is it! HELL ON EARTH. The time has come for you guys to step up! CH3ZI, BANZAI, and NOLAN,………you guys have the top three sought-after titles in the XWF. Me and BANDIT are counting on you guys. You three need to step up and deliver. BANZAI, your match is next. Can you handle TRIP and A REALLY NICE CHAP?
BANZAI: No problem!
VP RIVERS: Now that's a good attitude!
BANDIT: How about you, NOLAN, can you take care of BIG SEXY BADASS?
NOLAN: He's as good as dead!
VP RIVERS: All right!
BANDIT: And you,…………CH3ZI. You have been the leader of the nWo since we decided to take over the XWF. Will I be facing you tomorrow night on MONDAY NIGHT TRAUMA?
CH3ZI: Yup. And I won't hold anything back! I don't care who its against!
BANDIT: Good, good. We'll see.
( The camera cuts back to the ring as the nWo all look around with bland looks on their faces. )
HHH: This match is one fall and it is a three-way-dance for the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP! Now, on his way to the ring, our first competitor,…………………TRIP!
( TRIP enters the ring. )
HHH: And the second entry into the contest,………………A REALLY NICE CHAP!
( ARNC walks down to the ring looking very gentlemanly like. His hair is combed and he has a smile on his face. )
HHH: And the final competitor,………he is the CURRENT XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION,………………………BANZAI!
( BANZAI walks down to the ring . )
THE MATCH: BANZAI and TRIP start fighting. ARNC just looks on as if he was a fan. BANZAI knees TRIP in his throat. With TRIP down, BANZAI turns to ARNC. ARNC pleads with BANZAI to leave him alone. However, BANZAI punches ARNC in his face and smirks. BANZAI then walks over to TRIP. In the corner, A REALLY NICE CHAP rubs his fingers against his lips and then looks at them. He sees blood. ARNC then starts to breath heavy and he gets an angry look on his face. The crowd explodes! ARNC then charges at BANZAI and TRIP. He pounds on both of them, beating them with his fists and head-butting them uncontrollably. The referee finally gets ARNC of. ARNC calms down and goes outside of the ring to calm down. After a while, TRIP and BANZAI get up. The two are pretty beaten up by their confrontation with A REALLY NICE CHAP. BANZAI whips TRIP across the ring. TRIP goes flying out of the ring and lands right on ARNC as ARNC drank his tea. ARNC starts his process again and shatters the cup that he had his tea in in over TRIPS head ( I guess a fan brewed it for him, LOL ). ARNC gets on top of TRIP and STARTS wailing on him saying, "That was a jolly cup of tea, you bloody wanker!" BANZAI just stays in the ring and grimaces as ARNC beats on TRIP. ARNC throws TRIP back into the ring. ARNC starts walking backstage. The whole way back, he is saying stuff like, "Ahhhh, I need to, I need to… ahhhh. Why?! Why?! Who,who,who?! Ahhhh se,ses, Ahhhh!" Banzai looks toward ARNC and get a "What the #%^@?" look on his face. BANZAI then notices TRIP is laying there and covers him for the 1-2-3.
HHH: The winner, and STILL, the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION,……………………BANZAI!
( BANZAI grabs his belt and leaves, the whole time show HIS strap to the crowd and mocking them. )
HHH: The next match is for the XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPIONSHIP! Now coming to the ring,……………DEADMANK!
( The crowd gives DEADMANK a pretty decent pop as he walks to the ring. )
HHH: And his opponent, he is the CURRENT, XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPION,…………………NEVERMORE!
( The CAWS fill the arena as NEVERMORE walks to the ring. )
THE MATCH: As both men are in the ring, the cage is lowered. The fans are excited! The two dark souls lock up in the middle of the ring. DEADMANK gets the upper hand. He whips NEVERMORE into the opposite side of the ropes and right back at him. THE DEADMAN grabs NEVERMORE and helps him get up, only to clothesline NEVERMORE. Just then, OTTOBOMB walks down to the ring and sits at the announcers' table . He puts on a headset.
BILL: What are you doing here, OTTOBOMB?
OTTOBOMB: This punk says he is the "King of HARDCORE." I think he isn't. I think he is a punk. I think I can beat his ass!
THE MATCH: DEADMANK looks over to see OTTOBOMB sitting at the announcers table. He walks over to the side of the cage and stares at him. OTTOBOMB just flexes his massive biceps and sits back down while still mocking THE DEADMAN. NEVERMORE then does a neck-breaker to DEAD'. NEVERMORE starts to climb the cage. After THE DEADMAN recovers, he follows NEVERMORE to the top. Both men are now on the top of the cage because of a trap door. in the top of the cage. They beat on each other continually for a long time. All of a sudden, OTTOBOMB starts to climb the cage. DEADMANK gets NEVERMORE down and makes his way over to stare down at OTTOBOMB climbing the cage. As OTTOBOMB climbs the cage and DEADMANK looks down at OTTOBOMB, NEVERMORE kicks THE DEADMAN in his back. He falls off and lands on the announcers table. OTTOBOMB laughs and climbs down. OTTO' then kicks THE DEADMAN a couple of times and then walks backstage, laughing the whole way back. NEVERMORE jumps down and lands on his feet. NEVERMORE picks DEADMANK up and tosses him into the ring. NEVERMORE choke slams DEADMANK and covers him for the 1-2-3.
HHH: The winner and STILL the XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPION…………………NEVERMORE!
( The camera starts rolling backstage. Its SILVER! The crowd explodes. )
STING: SILVER how does it feel to be the first ever two time CHAMPION in the XWF's history?!
SILVER: Well, Sting, it feels……
( All of a sudden, the man in black comes out of nowhere and hits SILVER in the back with a SILVER party tray (ironic, huh?) The man then looks at SILVER as he lays on the ground. OTTOBOMB comes walking out of his dressing room and looks as if he is ready to go home. OTTOBOMB says "What the 3@%*!" and screams "Hey, ref, get over here!" The referee runs over as OTTOBOMB covers SILVER OTTOBOMB tells the referee to count to three, so he does 1-2-3. OTTOBOMB grabs the belt and leaves the arena. )
( New XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION, OTTOBOMB!)
( The camera switches back to the ring for the next match! )
HHH: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is for the XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP! Now coming to the ring, BIG SEXY BADASS!
( The crowd stands up and goes crazy as BSB enters the ring! )
HHH: And his opponents, he is the former XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION and the CURRENT XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION,……………………NOLAN!
( NOLAN enters the ring, he has a lot of cheers, even though he is in the nWo! )
THE MATCH: The match starts off with NOLAN taking charge. The fighting goes back and forth for forty five minutes! Now, the two men are on the walk way. They are exchanging blows. NOLAN sets up a table, even though it isn't a tables match! As NOLAN goes to put BSB through it, BSB tries to reverse it, but they both end up going through the table! The referee doesn't know what to do. He stands in the ring and scratches his head as the fans scream for their favorite wrestler to get the frig' up! Then, VP RIVERS comes out from the crowd and gets into the ring. The referee quickly stops him and the two start to argue. NOLAN and BSB gets into the ring, with both men barely standing. Then, NOLAN DDT's BSB. It looks to be over as NOLAN appears to be getting ready to use his finishing move! Then, CH3ZI runs to the ring with a chair and slides into the ring. He waits for BSB to get up and then,………………WHACK!!!!!! HE NAILS NOLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
BILL: OH MY GOD!
JERRY: Doh!
THE MATCH: CH3ZI gets out of the ring and we can lip read him say "Shit, Fu*k!". The referee sees BSB's tired body cover NOLAN's so he runs over for the 1-2-3.
HHH: The winner and the NEW XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION,…………………………BIG SEXY BADASS!
( VP RIVERS stands outside with his jaw dropped. )
( A commercial is shown for the XWF's next PPV: NOVEMBER TRADITION! )
HHH: The next match is for the XWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Now coming to the ring,………(the fans have all ready exploded!) He is the former XWF COMMISSIONER and the former XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION,…………………………………………MR. BIG!
( BIG makes his way to the ring as the crowd blows the roof off of the stadium! )
HHH: And his opponent, he is the current XWF COMMISSIONER and the current XWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION,………………CH3ZI!
n………………W………………o!
( CH3ZI comes to the ring with ten hot, sexy, slightly clothed chicks! )
THE MATCH: CH3ZI doesn't even make it half way down the ramp as MR. BIG just couldn't keep his anger bottled up any longer. BIG and CH3ZI trade head shots as they make their way backstage. CH3ZI picks up the tray that OTTOBOMB used on SILVER and smashes MR. BIG with it. CH3ZI picks BIG up and throws him out of the door that leads outside of the arena.
BILL: Remember, ladies and gentlemen, ITS ANY THING GOES!
THE MATCH: CH3ZI is large and in charge as the two make their way outside. CH3ZI gets on the top of a FERRARI and ROCK BOTTOMS MR. BIG THROUGH IT!!!!!!!!!!!
BILL: Oh my God, BIG is hurt, BIG is hurt!
JERRY: CH3ZI is kicking ass!
THE MATCH: CH3ZI gets off of the car and walks away with a smile on his face. Then, BSB runs out of the arena at him. CH3ZI punches BSB in the stomach and the rest of the nWo run out at him. The nWo stomp BSB as CH3ZI turns around to look at MR. BIG to laugh at him some more. BUT HE's GONE!!!!!!!
BILL: What is going on here?
JERRY: Where did MR. BIG go?
THE MATCH: CH3ZI walks around the arena to look for MR. BIG. He then gets to a very dark area. He yells for BIG, but no answer. He is about to give up the search and says "He probably checked himself into a hospital! HAHAHA!" Then, all of a sudden, some one jumps CH3ZI and breaks a BUDWEISER bottle over his head The guy then drags CH3ZI out to an open field and stands him up right. He staggers until out of nowhere MR. BIG runs into the picture and nails the BIG STORM on CH3ZI.
BILL: YES!!!!!!
JERRY: NO!!!!!!
THE MATCH: Then, SILVER, NEVERMORE, and DEADMANK run out with the referee. The referee counts as MR. BIG covers CH3ZI for the 1-2-3.
( HHH can be heard in the arena! )
HHH: The winner,…………and the NEW, XWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION of the WORLD,…………MR. BIG!
( The XWF makes its way over to the nWo and helps BSB out by beating the nWo down. The XWF/nWo HELL ON EARTH ends with the XWF guys beating the nWo's asses all the way back to the ring. MR. BIG celebrates and visits the top of each turnbuckle and shows off his new belt. Then, MR. BIG grabs a mic and begins to speak. )
MR. BIG: Who wants to see the man who made things even in the XWF/nWo battle, Huh?
( The crowd explodes!!!!!!!!!!!!! )
MR. BIG: Here he is………
( DISTURBED's "STUPIFY" hits as DISTURBED GREGG ALLEN makes his way to the ring. He passes some AMERICAN beer around the XWF guys and MR. BIG says "What the hell, why not?!" as he pops open the beer and the camera fades away… )
JERRY: This is awful!
BILL: This is great!