XWF Bad Blood XWF Bad Blood
September 23, 2001
Allstate Arena, Rosemont, Illinois, USA


The crowd goes crazy and the fireworks pop like never before. The camera goes through the crowd as MICK FOLEY and JERRY the KING LAWLER start to speak…………

MICK: Hello everyone, and welcome to the XWF's first PPV, XWF BAD BLOOD!

JERRY: The crowd is packed into this building!

MICK: Tonight, we will crown a XWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION of the WORLD!

JERRY: We will also crown our first XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPION too!

MICK: There is one more matchup as well. BUBBA JONES vs. JAZZER and the winner will face MR. BIG for his IC title on CARNAGE!

HHH: Ladies and gentlemen………the following is the first PPV match in XWF PPV history! The first competitor, making his way to the ring, he is a member of the nWo…………BUBBA JONES!

( The crowd boos as BUBBA shows off his biceps on his way to the ring. )

HHH: And our next competitor…………representing the XWF…………JAZZER!

( The crowd cheers, but only because of the XWF affiliation. )

MICK: This should be a great match!

JERRY: These two men want the IC title, badly!

THE MATCH: BUBBA JONES starts things off by attacking JAZZER. BUBBA still has his sunglasses and his yellow and black nWo shirt on. BUBBA positions JAZZER in a corner of the ring and slaps his chest very violently. The crowd all go "OOOOW" together at the sound of the chop. BUBBA then whips JAZZER into the corner diagonal to the one that they were in. BUBBA runs to splash him, but JAZZER moves. BUBBA falls to the mat. JAZZER recovers and picks BUBBA up. JAZZER drops BUBBA over his knee. JAZ then goes to the top rope, jumps off of it and nails BUBBA with a modified "Five-Star Frog Splash." BUBBA is in pain, but so is JAZZER. BUBBA gets up and leans in a corner. JAZZER uses the ropes to pull himself up. BUBBA charges at JAZ, but JAZ moves in time and BUBBA lands outside the ring. JAZZER leaves the ring to get to BUBBA, but BUBBA nails JAZZER in the "WHAT-NOT." That only affects JAZ for a second as he picks BUBBA up and puts his ass through a table. As BUBBA lays there, JAZZER gets a "look" on his face .

MICK: He's going to put BUBBA away for good!

JERRY: It's over. He is going for his finishing move!

THE MATCH: As JAZZER makes his way over to finish off BUBBA, someone comes from the crowd and picks up a chair. JAZZER looks at the man and talks some @#%$ to him. The man from the crowd throws the chair at JAZZER. JAZ catches it and the guy from the crowd superkicks JAZZER in the face.

MICK: Oh my GOD! JAZZER just received a "Van-Daminator!"

JERRY: That looks like the guy that cost MR. BIG his Commissioner's job!

MICK: Yes, JERRY, I think it is the same man!

THE MATCH: The man throws JAZZER into the ring and then throws BUBBA into the ring as well. BUBBA crawls over to JAZZER, puts his arm over JAZ's chest and gets the 1-2-3! The man from the crowd smirks and then runs back into the crowd.

HHH: The winner and the number one contender for the XWF IC title…………BUBBA JONES!

MICK: Who is this man who keeps interfering with our matches?

JERRY: I don't know, but I have a feeling that we will find out soon!

( MUDVAYNE's "DIG" hits and VICE PRESIDENT RIVERS walks down to the ring with his nWo mic in hand. He gets in the ring and begins to speak………… )

VP RIVERS: The XWF is in trouble! We have the HARDCORE CHAMPION, the tag team CHAMPIONS, the COMMISSIONER, the VICE PRESIDENT, and soon, the XWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

( MIXED REACTIONS FROM THE CROWD )

VP RIVERS: COMMISSIONER CH3ZI has made a match for THURSDAY TRAUMA. If you don't know who is in that match, then you are stupid!

( The crowd boos )

VP RIVERS: Now, back to business! I have added something to tonight's MAIN EVENT. Instead of a normal battle royal………it will have "Royal Rumble" type rules. And guess who the first man out is?! Thats right ………its MR. BIG!

( The crowd cheers at hearing his name. )

VP RIVERS: You @#%$ faces will find out who the other person that starts thing out as well as the rest of the order of entry is when the time is right!

( The crowd boos and cheers for VP RIVERS as he leaves the ring and goes back to his dressing room. )

HHH: The next match is for the XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPIONSHIP! Our first competitor, now making his way down to the ring, he is a former XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION…………AXEL FOLEY!

( HE doesn't come down to the ring HHH looks confused, so he just goes on reading the card.)

HHH: And his opponent………THE VOLT!

( THE VOLT is nowhere to be seen too. All of the sudden, the cage starts to lower, AND AXEL FOLEY AND THE VOLTARE ON TOP OF IT! The two men start to fight as the cage is lowered! )

THE MATCH: AXEL and VOLT start pounding on each other from the get-go! The match stays even for most of the fight, with each of the men exchanging blows (punches). FOLEY gets the upper hand as he nails THE VOLT in the face and VOLT tries to keep his balance and teeters near the edge of the cage. FOLEY stands in the middle of the top of the cage and laughs as VOLT falls off. AXEL then turns around and make gestures to the crowd as he continues to show off. What FOLEY doesn't know is that THE VOLT didn't fall of of the cage! He has one hand still holding onto the steel! VOLT makes his way back to the top of the cage and crouches down in a three point football stand.

( The crowd goes nuts, because they know whats coming! )

THE MATCH: FOLEY slowly turns around and THE VOLT spears AXEL as hard as anyone has ever speared anyone in history! The two men hit the top of the cage and the top buckles and falls through! VOLT and AXEL fall to the mat with VOLT on top of AXEL! The top of the cage is being held by one hinge! Then, the hinge breaks and the top of the cage falls on top of the two men. A referee runs into the now topless cage and counts 1-2-3!

HHH: The winner and the first XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPION…………THE VOLT!

( Paramedics tend to the badly injured wrestlers. The ring is now being cleared for the Battle Royal Rumble!)

JERRY: That match reminded me a lot of MANKIND vs. THE UNDERTAKER's HELL IN A CELL match!

MICK: Yes, that did remind me of ME vs. THE UNDERTAKER!

HHH: Our next match is for the XWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

( THE FANS EXPLODE )

HHH: Our first wrestler, making his way to the ring………he is the former XWF COMMISSIONER and the current INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION…………MR. BIG!

( The fans give a HUGE pop to B-I-G! )

HHH: And the second man, now making HIS way to the ring…………he is a former XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION………SILVER!

MICK: This doesn't seem right, two XWF wrestlers starting it out?! What about the nWo?

JERRY: I'm pretty sure that it's a coincidence!

THE MATCH: MR. BIG and SILVER shake hands and circle each other. They then lock up in the middle of the ring. All of a sudden, HHH is heard over the house's audio system………

HHH: Our next entry into the battle royal………NOLAN!

MICK: WHAT?!

JERRY: It is way to early for the next wrestler!

MICK: I think its obvious! VICE PRESIDENT RIVERS has rigged the match so the XWF wrestlers go in first, get tired, beat the hell out of each other an the nWo guys come in last and clean house. THIS IS SICKENING!

HHH: The third man entered into the battle royal is……………BIG SEXY BADDASS!

THE MATCH: BSB runs to the ring, eager to be the first XWF WORLD CHAMPION! BSB slides underneath the ropes and interrupts the brawl going on between MR. BIG and SILVER. Silver has just laid MR. BIG out with a kick and is ready to beat on him some more when BSB thumps SILVER in the back BSB belly-to-back suplexes SILVER. BSB now goes to pick SILVER up, but MR. BIG drop-kicks him from the back. MR. Big tries to throws NSN over the top rope, but BADDASS SCOTT THOMAS runs to the ring and dropkicks them both at the same time. BST gets into the ring and MR. BIG goes straight for him. B-I-G whips BST into the ropes and clotheslines him on the way back. MR. BIG gives a yell out loud loud and the crowd yells back.

MICK: It looks as if MR. BIG is going to make sure that the XWF WORLD TITLE stays in the XWF!

THE MATCH: Just as MICK FOLEY says this, SIC runs into the ring and kidney punches BIG.

( The fans boo! )

MICK: This makes me sick! If the nWo thinks that they could lose, the send someone else out to cheat.

JERRY: No, MICK, they are being smart. If the nWo gets a hold of the XWF WORLD TITLE, the nWo will run the show!

THE MATCH: BST gets up and gives SIC a high five. They both smile. They both turn to go the other way, but SILVER and NOLAN are there to greet them with a fist-to-the-face!

( The crowd cheers! )

THE MATCH: BST remains down, but SILVER and NOLAN team up to try and throw SIC over the top. SIC grabs a hold of the top rope, but the two men are too much for him to fend of. SIC goes over the top.

HHH: The first man to be eliminated……SIC.

THE MATCH: SILVER stands by the ropes for a second and turns to NOLAN and looks at him like "Hey, we both did it for the XWF, right?" NOLAN goes to shake SILVER's hand, but NOLAN punches SILVER in the face and clotheslines SILVER out of the ring.

HHH: The second man to be eliminated is ………SILVER!

THE MATCH: MIKEY GLYSTER now runs into the ring and starts swinging. MR. BIG quickly quites him down with a superkick to the jaw. BST and BSB are beating on each other in the opposite corner. MIKEY GLYSTER runs over to BST and BSB to try to catch both men off guard, but BSB and BST duck and GLYSTER lands on their back. The two men throw GLYSTER over the top rope.

HHH: The third man to be eliminated………MIKEY GLYSTER!

THE MATCH: NOLAN gets BST in a stunner and throws his ass over the top.

HHH: The fourth man eliminated………BADDASS SCOTT THOMAS!

THE MATCH: NOLAN take advantage of MR. BIG being down and goes to the top rope.

MICK: NOLAN is about to put MR. BIG away for good!

THE MATCH: All of a sudden…………the same mofo' that cost MR. BIG his commissioners job runs through the crowd. and climbs onto the ring apron. He goes to punch MR. BIG, but misses. MR. BIG in turn rams his head into the turnbuckle, this knocks NOLAN on the floor.

HHH: The fifth man to be eliminated ………NOLAN!

THE MATCH: It is now down to MR. BIG and BIG SEXY BADASS!

MICK: The two men put up a great fight. BSB is eliminated when MR. BIG suplexes him out of the ring.

HHH: The sixth man to be eliminated………BIG SEXY BADASS!

MICK: This is disgusting! Where is CH3ZI?

HHH: Here is the last entry into the battle royal…………CH3ZI!

MICK: MR. BIG has been battling for thirty minutes, and CH3ZI is just now coming into the ring?

JERRY: He is the XWF Commissioner and the in-ring leader of the nWo, he can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants!

( CH3ZI makes his way to the ring with VP RIVERS along side. )

THE MATCH: CH3ZI gets up on the ring apron. The two argue the ref separates the two men so CH3ZI can get into the ring. The referee starts yelling at CH3ZI for is refusal to break apart from MR. BIG. VP RIVERS sneaks up behind MR. BIG and clobbers him with the brand new XWF WORLD TITLE BELT. The, the guy from the crowd comes back into the ring. He stares at VP RIVERS like he is going to kill him. All of a sudden, He and VP RIVERS start stomping MR. BIG. JAZZER runs from the back and runs into the ring.

MICK: Finally! The XWF is getting some help!

THE MATCH: JAZZER runs toward VP RIVERS and the unknown man………but then stops in his tracks. JAZZER then elbow drops MR. BIG.

JERRY: JAZZER has joined the nWo!

THE MATCH: The three men look as if they will beat MR. BIG into retirement. Just then, DISTURBED GREGG ALLEN runs out. He fends the nWo off of MR. BIG for awhile, but the nWo eventually gets the better of him. DGA and MR. BIG and being manhandled. Then PRESIDENT BANDIT runs to the ring with a sledge hammer.

MICK: The XWF is saved!

THE MATCH: The ring clear except for BANDIT and MR. BIG who is laying on the mat. BANDIT reaches his hand out to BIG, who reaches back. Out of nowhere, BANDIT hits MR. BIG in the stomach with the sledge hammer. The referee turns around and looks confused. CH3ZI gets into the ring, slowly takes his sunglasses off, and picks MR. BIG up and throws him over the top rope. BANDIT tells the referee to signal for the bell or he would fire his ass. The ref signals.

HHH: The winner and the first XWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION of the WORLD…………CH3ZI!

MICK: This is not right!

JERRY: It's right because VP RIVERS, PRESIDENT BANDIT, and the XWF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION CH3ZI say so.

( The broadcast ends with the nWo celebrating in the ring. CH3ZI straps his NEW belt around his waist. )

[End of Show]