XWF Monday CarnageFebruary 11, 2002
[The Carnage Music hits, and the crowd lets out a massive pop, and the fireworks go off]
[End of Show]
MICK: "We are getting closer and closer to XWF Deadly MindGames! Welcome to XWF CARNAGE everyone! I'm Mick Foley, and with me is Bill Goldberg!" BILL: "Tonight, 3 Championships are to be decided! ZACK ATTACK takes on JT MONEY for the Intercontinental Championship!" MICK: "ARMAGEDDON and HWOARANG have a Cell to deal with in their match for the European Title" BILL: "The FWF also gets a title shot, in the form of the Tag Team Championships!" MICK: "BANDIT & MR. BIG are also in the house!" ['No. 1' hits the PA to a huge pop, and BANDIT, XWF Championship in hand hits the stage] MICK: "Speaking of BANDIT, here he is!" STING: "Ladies and gentleman, please welcome the XWF CHAMPION & XWF CEO - BANDIT!" BILL: "MR. BIG gave BANDIT ownership folks" BANDIT: "Let me start off by saying how much of a roller-coaster ride this week has been. At the beginning of this week, I was a nothing, but now, I am a LEGEND in my own right again. I mean come on, how many times have people become CEO and CHAMPION in the same week. NEVER! Mr. BIG was champion before I gave him this company. I mean, that guy is one of a kind. If it weren't for him, we wouldn't be watching XWF TV. If it weren't for BIG, the XWF WOULD BE DEAD! So, tonight, is a glowing tribute to our former owner. It's going to be Mr. BIG appreciation night…" ['One of a Kind!' Mr. BIG's new music hits to a huge pop and he walks out on stage and down the ramp, high-fiving the fans in the process. He poses on the turnbuckles, before taking a microphone…] MR. BIG: "BANDIT, XWF, XWF FANS… you shouldn't be thanking me. You should be thanking yourself. You assholes, you people kept this company running. The fans bought the merchandise, and we got money for it. The wrestlers still worked for us, and we still ran shows. And now, as we have an actual federation again, I got a little celebration of my own…" MICK: "I like parties!" BILL: "This is no party Mick!" [Suddenly, Balloons and Confetti fall from the arena roof as the XWF music plays. Mr. BIG calls for some Cherry Coke and gets some. He passes on to Bandit, and they pose on the turnbuckles] MICK: "This was no party!" [Through the crowd come Jazzer, Deadman K and Ottobomb. Mr. BIG sees them and goes after them, but they run up the arena ramp, Bandit is in the ring talking trash] BILL: "These assholes have a fascination with the XWF even after leaving it for the VWF!" [Deadly MindGames commercial airs] BILL: "Well, as if it were bad enough, this is what happened during the break:" [Backstage] Deadman K, Jazzer and Ottobomb go backstage, and go into a dressing room… DEADMAN K: "Stay here!" JAZZER: "I got the spray paint…" OTTO: "Lets go to work!" [The three then spray paint 'VWF' and 'We're coming' on the wall. They chuckle and go outside] MICK: "Sick, huh?" BILL: "At least we aren't employed by them, ay?" MICK: "True" BILL: "To get back to the 'rasslin, our first match tonight is about to begin. Zack Attack takes on Simple Simeone for a shot at the XWF Cruiserweight Championship on Trauma this coming Thursday" [Zack Attack's music hits the PA, and he gets a little pop] STING: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and the winner receives a XWF Cruiserweight Championship match on Trauma. In the ring, the XWF COMMISSIONER, ZACK ATTACK!" BILL: "Zack became Commish as the result of another of Bandit's first day back decisions". MICK: "As if there weren't any already!" [Simple Simeone's music hits, and he walks out to boos] STING: "And his opponent, from Scunthorpe, England, SIMPLE SIMEONE!"
XWF Cruiserweight Championship
Number 1 Contenders Match Zack Attack vs. Simple Simeone * Winner faces Current Champion, Ollie the Magic Bum, on Trauma Zack began with a huge take down. He punched Simeone a lot, and got back up from that, only to stomp Simeone. Zack takes Simeone, and places him in the corner…3 KNIFE EDGE CHOPS! Simeone falls to the floor, and Zack gets the 2 count. Zack looks annoyed, and shoves three fingers in the refs face. The ref only shows two. Zack then picks Simeone up, and chucks him over the top rope. Zack poses, when Ollie the Magic Bum pops out! The only thing is, Zack doesn't know it. Ollie is in a Trash Can, right next to the ring, and Zack goes up to it…WHACK! Zack gets nailed right in the head. Simeone then hits a Roundhouse Dropkick. Ollie and Simeone roll Zack into the ring, and Simeone only gets a two count! Zack gets back up, and beats on Ollie, before giving Simeone the spine buster. Zack goes to the top rope, and hits a Frog Splash! Zack gets a 1-2-3! STING: "Here is your winner, ZACK ATTACK!" BILL: "The Ollster, another VWFer is on our show!" MICK: "Will this ever stop?" BILL: "I guess not!" MICK: "Our next match is gonna be a TAG TEAM MATCH-UP!" BILL: "Our proud champions, and leaders of the Impact Players, take on the members of the FWF!" MICK: "Yep, GRAV and DOUTHWAITE on the XWF's finest in a short while!" [A BANDIT advertisement is aired] STING: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!" ['Fight Song' by Marilyn Manson hits, and the FWF walk out on stage] STING: "Making their way to the ring, representing the FWF, GRAV AND DOUTHWAITE!" ['In the End' hits the PA to a huge pop] STING: "And their opponents, the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS - RAGE & IRANKER!"
XWF Tag Team Championship
Douthwaite & Grav vs. Iranker & Rage Rage and Grav started off. Grav nailed a DDT. 1…Kick out! Grav then quickly tagged Douthwaite! Out came Douthwaite! Rage decided to hit a Dropkick and set him for a Boston Crab. Grav came out and nailed Rage. Iranker came in and attacked Grav. Iranker decided that submissions wouldn't work and nailed a Lionsault 1… Grav stopped the pin, and Grav nailed Douthwaite! Rage climbed to the top rope, but Douthwaite nailed the top rope. He nailed a superplex off the top rope! Iranker DDTed Grav but didn't pin because he was not the legal man. The ref had no control, but ordered Grav and Iranker back to their corners. Rage was knackered. He had to make the tag …AND HE DID! Iranker was in. Grav then tagged Douthwaite!! Iranker opened a can of whoop-ass on Douthwaite and Grav. Rage took Grav and Head butted him into the steel steps! He then climbed to the top of the announce table and Leg Dropped him through it. Meanwhile Iranker had gained an advantage on Rich. Iranker then hit Total Annihilation! 1…2…3! STING: "Here are your winners, and still XWF Tag Team Champions, IRANKER & RAGE!" BILL: "Oh my, that was a great encounter!" (Commercial Break.) (We are back!) Sting: Our next match tonight is for one fall and is for the XWF IC championship first making his way to the ring the challenger Zack Attack (Zack Attack's music hits as he makes his way to the ring ) Sting : Next making his way to the ring the Champion JT M0NEY (Forgotten hits the Pa as JT Money makes his way to the ring )
XWF Intercontinental Championship
JT Money vs. Zack Attack Match : they start out with Zack charging at JT but JT jumpin over him making Zack run into the turnbuckle Zack falls to the ground JT then picks up Zack and hits a piledriver JT then picks up Zack and hits a ddt JT then picks up Zack and goes to throw him into the ropes but Zack reverses it and kicks JT in the face he then picks up JT and hits a powerbomb Zack then goes to the top rope and hits a 5 star frog splash Zack then reaches in his pants for something he then picks JT up and punches him in the face with brass knucks in his hand and without the ref seein he goes for the pin 1‐‐2‐‐3 Sting : the winner of this match and new XWF ic champ ZACK ATTACK BILL: OMG HE USED THE KNUCKS JT SHOULD BE THE WINNER (Commercial Break.) (We are back!) Sting: This next match will be a HIAC for the European Title Armagedon's music hits and he comes down to the cell Mick: Here we go! Bill: I can't wait for this match. 'Bodies' hits and Hwoarang comes and enters the cell
XWF European Championship
Hell in a Cell Match Armageddon vs. Hwoarang Hwoarang has his back turned and entertaining the crowd on the ropes when Armagedon comes and attacks him as he goes face first into the cage. Mick: Now what was that? Bill: I don't know Mick. Armagedon picks hwoarang up and starts to DDT him but he counters and flips him over. Hwoarang starts karate kicking Armagedon and then slams him through the door of the cell as he lands on the outside. Armagedon gets up as Hwoarang comes out of the cell. Armagedon starts throwing punches at Hwoarang and then drags him back in the cage. Hwoarang is supporting himself with the ropes as he gets up. Armegedon comes twoard him and Hwoarang clotheslines him and then hooks the leg. 1-2-kickout.Hwoarang gets up on the top rope ready for the 5 star frog splash but Armagedon bounces of the rop to make him fall. Armagedon goes on top of the cell taunting hwoarang. Hwoarand slowly climbs up to the top of the cage. The start throwing pucnches back and forth when hwoarang ddt's armagedon. 1-2- but he bearly kicked out. Mick: That was three I saw it. Bill: What the ref says counts mick. Hwoarang goes nuts and doesn't see Armagedon stand up behind him. Armagedon gets behind him and picks him up. He slams him through the top of the cage down to the mat. He rolls him up… 1-2-3 Sting: And your winner and NEW European Champion, Armagedon! Zack Attack then comes down and raises Armagedon's hand. Mick: It's those two that will be facing the undisputed tag team champions on trama. (Commercial Break.) (We are back!) Bill: Well here we go what a match we have lined up for you now its Gonna BE BIG The Two time XWF Champion the IC Champion and Former Owner off the XWF to face a New Member to the XWF The Overnight Male Mick: This seems to be like a great match BIG Overnight Male a great match in Prospect ("The Overnight Male" Hits the PA as Overnight Male makes his way down to the ring with a girl) Sting: Ladies and Gentlemen This Match is scheduled for one fall now making his way down to the ring Overnight Male THE CROWDS CHEER AS THEY SEE THE LOVELY LADY WITH OVERNIGHT MALE (Rearranged Hits the PA as Mr. BIG makes his way down to the ring with a Cherry Coke) Sting: Now making his way down to the ring he is the Former Owner of the XWF, Mr. BIG THE CROWD CHEER AT THE GREATEST WRESTLER TO STEP FOOT INTO THE XWF Bill: The Crowd Love Both off these Wrestlers Mick: They certainly do, so lets get this Match started Mr. BIG vs. The Overnight Male
The Match These two size each other up as Overnight looks BIG right in the eye and swings for BIG but BIG Blocks and delivers a Right off his on and another and another which strikes Overnight Male to a corner and BIG now with Punches to the Gut now lets Overnight out of the Corner but walks straight into a Clothesline BIG picks him up and with a scoop slam nails him to the floor again and BIG keeps Nailing Him. Overnight Male gets up and with all his Strength he has left he ducks from BIGs right Hand and gives him a Full Nelson Slam to the floor and goes for the Count 1…2… a 2 count and Now Overnight Male has had enough of BIG and goes top rope and goes for the Elbow Drop ……But misses completely Bill: He had no chance there, No chance Mick: What a waste The Match BIG Finally gets up and sizes Overnight Male up when The Arena Goes Dark and Bang Never Gonna Stop me Hits the PA as BIG sees DeadmanK standing there at the top off the Ramp and Deadman runs down to the ring but goes round the side and gets a chair and slides under the rope and looks at BIG and Overnight Male gets up and DeadmanK swings with the Chair BUT Misses BIG and Hits Overnight Male out cold and the Ref has no opportunity but to ring the bell DING DING Sting: Here is your winner by Disqualification Overnight Male BILL: Wait a Minute why did DeadmanK not hit BIG why dint he hit BIG Mick: I have No idea DeadmanK calls for some Cherry Cokes as BIG kicks Overnight Male out off the Ring and BIG turns to see DeadmanK with a Cherry Coke and he rips off his VWF Shirt and Underneath BILL: YES YES I KNEW IT MICK: I DON'T BELIEVE it Is a XWF Shirt DeadmanK has rejoined the XWF and the open a can off Cherry Coke and smash them together and climb the Turnbuckle and like Austin does taunt to the Fans as they down some Cherry Cokes (The Camera Fades as Carnage ends) |