[The fireworks go off, and the crowd pops for Carnage]
FOLEY: "Folks, we are just about 6 days away from XWF EliMinaTion! The race for the place at the Super PPV hots up tonight! Hello everyone, I am Mick Foley, and by my side is BILL GOLDBERG!"
GOLDBERG: "And tonight folks, MR. BIG takes on GRAVEDIGGER in a STREET FIGHT!"
FOLEY: "Also tonight, JAZZER has TWO CHANCES to be REINSTATED in the XWF. That is beyond MR. BIG's power folks. DEADMAN K takes JAZZER on in a NO-HOLDS-BARRED MATCH. JAZZER also faces ZACK ATTACK"
GOLDBERG: "BANDIT, ARMAGEDDON and JAZ… two newcomers versus a XWF LEGEND in a triple threat match, and it's inside a STEEL CAGE!"

['Control' hits the PA to a huge pop as Lightning Streak hits the stage]
STING: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the XWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, from Scunthorpe, England; weighing in at 300lbs, he is the current XWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, LIGHTNING STREAK!"
[Simple Simeone's music hits the PA and he hits the arena to boos]
STING: "And his opponent, SIMPLE SIMEONE!"
FOLEY: "These two last had a confrontation at CHRISTMAS MADNESS in a DUMPSTER MATCH for the XWF TAG TEAM TITLES, which DEADMAN K, and EXTERMINATOR, now known as LIGHTNING STREAK won".
GOLDBERG: "This should be a great match!"


MATCH: Simeone starts by nailing a solid left. Streak doesn't move. Simeone comes back off the ropes and hits a clothesline, and doesn't move. Lightning Streak hits a strong right, and Simeone falls straight to the ground. Simeone gets up, and gets a few more rights. Streak then nails a very solid boot.

GOLDBERG: "Very solid work from Streak!"
MICK: "He's like lightning, what do you expect!"

MATCH: Simeone is flat on the floor, and The Lightning Bolt goes for the cover…1-2, Streak picks Simeone back up!

MICK: "What did he do that for? He had the match in the bag!"

MATCH: Streak then hits the Electric Shock (Stunner) on Simeone! 1-2-3!

STING: "Here is your winner, and still XWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, LIGHTNING STREAK!"
['Control' hits as Lightning Streak walks up the ramp]
MICK: "A very short match! Very short!"
GOLDBERG: "Mick, you said it yourself, he's like lightning, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!"

[Backstage] Disco Inferno is backstage with CH3ZI.
DISCO: "Ch3zi, last week, we saw you interfere in Bandit's Street Fight, and you stole 'his' XWF Championship. You also have an up-and-coming match this Sunday, for the XWF Title. What are your opinions on this?"
CH3ZI: "It's actually quite simple Disco. Who was the first XWF World Champion? Me. Who has defeated Mr. BIG on more than one occasion? Me. Who will kick Bandit's ass on Sunday? Me. And Bandit… looking for something [Ch3zi's shows the cameraman the XWF Championship Belt], well pal, it looks like this is gonna go the same way as your career if you do win… and that's down, so Prepare for your…"
FOLEY: "Hey wait a minute, BANDIT and his cronies are at it again! They are beating CH3ZI down like a dog!"
[Bandit gets the XWF Championship Belt, and puts it over his shoulder]
BANDIT: "CH3ZI, it's like I say, don't mess with me, and you did. Don't expect to live after Sunday"
GOLDBERG: "Good grief! CH3ZI is a marked man!"
FOLEY: "Not like BANDIT isn't a marked man already!"

[A commercial for some XWF Merchandise is shown]

FOLEY: "Let's take you back to a few moments ago, CH3ZI was viciously attacked by BANDIT and his cronies, the nWo."
GOLDBERG: "And CH3ZI looked to be out!"

[Backstage] BANDIT and the nWo are in their locker room high fiving each other
BANDIT: "This is why we are the best! We will kill CH3ZI on Sunday! His end is damn soon!"
JT MONEY: "It reminds me of the days the nWo had total dominance of this fed"
FIGURE: "When was that?"
[The figure steps out the shadow, and it's MR. BIG, which gets a massive pop]
BANDIT: "Well, if it isn't loser boy! The ass that LOST to me at CHRISTMAS MADNESS!"
[The nWo high five each other again]
MR. BIG: "Bandit pal, I wish you would just shut, the hell, up. Look at you nWo 'people', you think you have all the power in the world, don't you?"
BANDIT: "Hell yeah we do!"
MR. BIG: "BANDIT, remember, it was your stupid sorry punk-ass that gave me this company in the first place. The only person who has equal power as me is JT MONEY. Why? WE MERGED! NWO does stand for National Wankers Organization. And you people epitomize the word 'wankers'. Why? You have has to give a wank to BANDIT so you can join this company!"
FOLEY: "Oh my!"
BANDIT: "BIG pal, just remember, I haven't lost the XWF Championship yet, and I am sure as hell looking forward to facing you anytime soon. But hell, you won't win the Rumble anyway, so that time will never come!"
MR. BIG: "I know why too. Because I haven't practiced. So it's time I started!"
GOLDBERG: "What the hell!"
[Mr. BIG sees Nova and shoves him against the wall. BIG takes Static Hollywood and throws him against the door. Bandit attempts to fight back, and JT Money helps him to make a double team. But Mr. BIG then Chokeslams Bandit through the sofa]
MR. BIG: "That will do nicely [Crowd laughs]"
GOLDBERG: "MR. BIG just decimated the nWo!"
FOLEY: "Again! And the European Championship is above the ring, which means it is time for the LADDER MATCH!"

['By Myself' by Linkin Park hits the PA and JT Money gets some boos, and some cheers as he hits the Arena]
STING: "The following contest is a LADDER MATCH for the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP. Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois; weighing in at 224lbs, The Current XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION and PRESIDENT OF THE XWF, JT MONEY!"
['Livin' it Up' by Limp Bizkit hits to a massive pop and Ottobomb gets a huge pop]
GOLDBERG: "I love hot women!"
FOLEY: "I married one!"
STING: "And his opponent, being accompanied by Stacy Keibler; from Palo Alta, California; weighing in at 150lbs, he is the XWF EUROPEAN & XTREME CHAMPION - OTTOBOMB!"


Ottobomb and JT stand in the middle of the ring, and trash talk each other for a few seconds, before Ottobomb takes JT down. Ottobomb lays into JT Money with some solid punches. Ottobomb then hits some Austin-like Elbow Drops. Ottobomb climbs the nearest turnbuckle, poses on there, and blows a kiss to Stacy Keibler. JT Money gets up and pulls Ottobomb down. The two men trade punches, before JT Money Irish Whips Ottobomb on to the ropes. JT nails a swift, powerful boot to the gut, and goes for a Suplex. JT nails it, and Ottobomb is out cold. JT looks at Stacy, before going to the outside. JT throws a ladder into the ring and brings in a table.
JT puts the table up against a turnbuckle, and sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring. JT gets Ottobomb back up, and nails a HUGE DDT. Stacy shouts no, and JT looks at Stacy again. JT smiles and walks slowly towards Stacy, but Ottobomb gets back up and hit JT with a Forearm Smash. Stacy smiles and claps at her boyfriend.
'Down with the Sickness' hits the PA and the fireworks go off, and the nWo make their way to the ring. JT looks annoyed, but then tells the nWo to help him. JT tells the nWo to throw punches at Ottobomb, and Stacy gets up on the ring apron. Stacy is pleading with the nWo to stop, and the nWo refuse not to. Stacy begins to sob, and Gravedigger brings her in the ring…'Just Think About it'…Crowd let out a massive pop, as they know whats coming. Bandit looks like he saw a ghost…BANG!…'re-Arranged' by Limp Bizkit hits the PA, and Mr. BIG comes through the crowd to the nWo's surprise. He hits the Inverse DDT on Nova, and Gravedigger attempts to nail BIG with a right. Mr. BIG counters into an Equaliser! Mr. BIG nails the Fall from Grace on JT Money, and The BIG Storm to Bandit. Mr. BIG helps Ottobomb back up, and Ottobomb HITS THE HANGMAN DDT ON MR. BIG! Ottobomb stomps the hell on Mr. BIG! Ottobomb climbs the ladder and retrieves the European Championship Belt!

STING: "Here is your winner, and still XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION…OTTOBOMB!"
FOLEY: "It can't be…hang on…it is!"
GOLDBERG: "OTTOBOMB has joined BANDIT and his cronies at the nWo!"
JT MONEY: "Ladies and Gentleman, the newest members of the nWo…STACY KEIBLER, and the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION & XWF XTREME CHAMPION, OTTOBOMB!"
GOLDBERG: "That's just disgusting!"

(The cameras are seen backstage where we see the XWF CHAMPION BANDIT ready to make his way down to the ring.)

MICK: The triple-threat cage match is next!
BILL: This should be a breeze for BANDIT.
MICK: Why do you say that?
BILL: Because ARMAGEDDON and JAZ are rookies, BANDIT IS A LEGEND!
MICK: Oh yeah, I forgot about that!

(The camera is then in the ring.)

STING: The following contest is a triple-threat cage match, where the only way to win is to escape from the cage! First making his way to the ring, ARMAGEDDON!

(American Badass by Kid Rock hits as he makes his way down to the ring to cheers and boos.)

STING: The second man in this match, JAZ!

('Head Up' by Deftones as JAZ makes his way down to the ring to some cheers and some boos.)

STING: And the last man in this match, he is the XWF CHAMPION, and Former Owner of the XWF, Give it up for BANDIT!

(The lights in the arena go black, then BAM! Pyros go off as 'Down With The Sickness' hits as BANDIT makes his way down to the ring to cheers!)

MICK: WHOA! Why are they CHEERING BANDIT?
BILL: Well he is a legend, and I guess the fans respect this man.
MICK: Ok I get it now! They like the legendary guys right?
BILL: Yes Mick now lets get to this match!

MATCH: ARMAGEDDON starts the match off by trying to nail BANDIT with a clothesline but BANDIT reverses it into a German suplex. Then BANDIT goes after JAZ and starts nailing right hands on him, and then he hits a Double Arm DDT on JAZ. BANDIT tries to make the quick escape but ARMAGEDDON just throws BANDIT to the mat from the side of the cage. Then, JAZ hits a spear on ARMAGEDDON. He tries to escape but BANDIT stops him.

MICK: MAN! Everybody is trying to get out of the cage!
BILL: Yeah, but everyone wants to win this match also!

MATCH: BANDIT then applies the BANDIT STRETCH on JAZ who taps out. But the match must go on. 'Just Think About it…  (The crowd knows what is going to happen next, the give a huge pop!)
BANG!
'Rearranged' by Limp Bizkit hits as BIG walks his way down to the ring. BANDIT seeing what is happening, throws JAZ hard into the side of the cage. Then he throws ARMAGEDDON hard in the other side of the cage. He is doing this as if to taunt BIG. Then through the crowd, OTTOBOMB, JT MONEY, and TERMINATOR start wailing on BIG! Then BANDIT climbs out of the cage.

STING: The winner of this match BANDIT!

(Then BANDIT helps nWo wail on BIG when down the ramp comes CH3ZI and IRANKER! They are cleaning house on the nWo!)

MICK: THIS IS A BRAWL! BILL: Some one has got to stop this!

(CH3ZI and IRANKER both wail on BANDIT, as BIG starts nailing OTTO, TERMINATOR, and JT MONEY. Then the refs run down the ramp to stop this fight!)

MICK: MY GOD! BANDIT has to face IRANKER and CH3ZI this Sunday at Elimination!
BILL: Could this have been a preview of Elimination? If it was, I can tell you that BANDIT will not fare well!

(Commercial Break.)

(We are back!)

Bill:Well here we go its Jazzer's first match off Two he just has to win One to have his Job back

Mick:Thats right and i think he is gonna do it.

Sting:Ladies and Gentlemen this match is scheduled for one fall

(Points of Authority Hits and Jazzer makes his way down to the ring)

Sting:Here making his way down to the ring Jazzer

(Hits and Zack Attack makes his way down to the ring)

Sting:Now making his way down to the ring the XwF Hardcore Champion Zack Attack

Bill:Prediction Zack Attack to win this one

Mick:nah Jazzer easy


The ref rings the bell and these two start the match and the first blow is by Jazzer by pushing Zack Attack into the turnbuckle and Zack wipes the marks off his chest and swears at Jazzer and He runs at Jazzer and misses and Jazzer Laughs and so do the crowd.Zack Is fuming and attacks him and Jazzer wipes him into the ropes and clothes line Zack and goes for a cheek pin but only gets the 1 count.Jazzer picks Zack Attack Up and suplexes him and another and a Third to Zack Attack,he goes or the fourth but Zack counters and with a take down he has a reverse chin lock on him.Eventually Zack lets go and Jazzer is spread out across the mat Zack Attack looks for the pin but gets only another 1 count.He picks Him up and puts him onto his shoulder and a power slam flattens Jazzer to the canvas and now he goes for the pin and this time 1-2 ooh so close nearly a three count.Zack Attack is complaining with the ref whilst Jazzer gets up and a forearm to the back off the head which knocks Zack Attack down and Jazzer goes for the Sharpshooter

MICK:YES YES tap you tap

Bill:Zack Wont tap

The Match

Zack Attack is in bad pain and luckily to make it to ropes and the ref counts 1-2-3-4- and Jazzer have to let go Zack Attack rolls out off the ring and Jazzer stays in the ring and taunts and from the crowd its DeadmanK what is he doin out here he has a metal Pipe in his hand and the ref is distracted by Zack Attack in pain and DeadmanK from behind turns Jazzer round and Hits the Death Blow and then batters Jazzer down with that Pipe.He rolls out the ring helps Zack into the ring and Zack slowly makes it to the helpless Jazzer and he covers the ref counts 1-2-3

Sting:Here is your Winner Zack Attack

BILL:HA told ya

Mick:That damn Deadman K he will get his tonight Jazzer will get his own back

(Commercial Break.)

(We are back!)

Bill:Told You am i right or am i right

Mic:Oh shut up Bill we will see later when Jazzer Kicks Deadman K's ass

Sting: Ladies and Gentlemen This match is scheduled for one fall and now…

(Ollie The Magic Bum Hits The Pa and Ollie makes His way down to the ring)

Sting:Making his way down to the ring Ollie

(Bodies Hits the Pa and Hwoarang makes his way down to the ring)

Sting: And now making his way down Hwoarang

Bill:this seems to be a promising Match

Mick:yes both these two i haven't seen a lot off


Both these men run at each other and dodge and then Hwoarang runs and with a forearm hits Ollie Square into the nose and Goes down and the ref checks Ollie and counts 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-and Ollie eventually gets up and Hwoarang runs again but Ollie Ducks and a neckbreaker which Hwoarang is surprised to see that move and Ollie picks him up and wipes him into the corner and punches to the mid section and Ollie with a Big Right hand knocks Hwoarang to the floor and Ollie turns around Like Rikishi and slowly moves to the corner and Stinky Face Stinky Face to Hwoarang

Bill:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mick:Oh My God that is sick that is just sick

Bill:No its not it funny hahahaha

The Match

Hwoarang is wiping the smell and the sweat off his face and and he doesn't know it but he is walking into the Walls of Ollie the Walls Off Ollie Hwoarang has got to give up he cant take this any more this is a move no one can get out the ref goes down and Hwoarang has Passed out the ref lifts up his hand once twice but on the third one Ollie stops and picks him up and wipes him into the corner and delivers the Ollie Buster to Hwoarang

Mick:This is torture

Bill:Ye i agree stop the match

The Match

The Ref has no other than decision to stop the match Hwoarang is out of it he is passed out and isn't going to go any further

Sting:Here is your Winner By submission Ollie

Bill:That was a bad match Ollie had no reason to take out anger on Hwoarang

Mick:I can tell you Hwoarang is gonna have to remember the Name Ollie

(Commercial Break.)

(We are back!)

Points of Authority hits as Jazzer makes his way down to the ring with a Steel Chair in his hand but as he makes his way to the ring the music stops and Jazzer turns to the XtremeVision where DeadmanK's voice can be heard from the locker room.

"Ha do you really think I would fight you in the ring in a no holds barred match when I could cause u so much pain backstage get back her or are you chicken."

Jazzer drops the chair and runs back stage when all of a sudden he falls to the floor.

JR: What the hell just happened there?

DeadmanK steps out from the XtremeVision with that steel pipe in his hand as the crowd pop.


Match: DeadmanK goes for the early pin 1-2- kick out.

JR: How the hell?

Match: Deadman picks up Jazzer and swings for him with the pipe but Jazzer ducks and shoulder barges Deadman right in the ribs. Jazzer stands above DeadmanK with a smirk on his face. Jazzer drops and begins to hand Deadman some hard rights the crowd count. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7- Deadman low blows Jazzer making him fall flat on the floor. Deadman gradually gets to his feet and picks up Jazzer by the head and walks him down to the ring. Deadman kicks Jazzer in the stomach and rolls him into the ring. Deadman falls to the floor and pulls out some weapons.

Mick: A chair, a dumpster, a kendo stick man they can cause someone some serious pain

Match: Deadman throws a dumpster lid into the ring while picking up the rest of the items. He then roles into the ring only to get smacked by the lid right on the nose. Jazzer Irish whips Deadman and hands him a big boot. Deadman flips back over the rope and Jazzer follows him.Jazzer throws Deadman into the steel steps causing some serious pain. Jazzer taunts the audience as Deadman gets to his feet. Deadman runs at Jazzer but moves and Deadman is lied on the announcers table. Jazzer smiles and climbs up and stands him up and Jazzbottoms Deadman through it.

JR; Great now I have no where to sit.

Match: DeadmanK lies motionless on the floor. Jazzer's pulls Deadman up by the hair and stumble over to the ring. They both role it and Jazzer runs to the other side and attempts to clothesline Deadman on the way back but he ducks so Jazzer spears him to the ground on his turn round. Deadman lie out in the middle of the ring as Jazzer climbs to the second rope and attempts to leg drop Deadman but Deadman roles out of the way and under the ropes. Deadman picks up the kendo stick and climbs back in the ring. He waits for Jazzer to stand and then Smack Jazzer falls straight back down to the floor. Deadman stands in the ring with a broken kendo stick in his arms. He picks up Jazzer and throws him into the turnbuckle. He sits Jazzer on the top rope and begins to punch him while climbing up behind Jazzer's crippled up body. He attempts to Huracánrana him from the top rope but Deadman is caught by Jazzer in a Walls Of Jericho. Deadman looks like he is gonna tap but he begins to make his way to the rope while slowly losing energy. Deadman passes out in the ring and the referee begins to check him 1 drop 2 drop 3 DeadmanK restrains his arm from falling. Deadman screams out in pain as for a final time he lunges for the bottom rope. Jazzer breaks the hold and jumps out of the ring. He pulls deadman out of the ring feet first. Jazzer picks him up and whack Gravedigger from nowhere smacks Jazzer over the head with a chair leaving Jazzer laid out on the floor.

JR: This is DeadmanK time to capitalize on the situation.

Match: DeadmanK throws Jazzer into the ring and goes for the pin 1-2- Gravedigger stops the refs hand and DeadmanK stands up he pushes Gravedigger and shouts at him. Gravedigger kicks DeadmanK in the stomach and locks in the arms. He Double-arm DDT's Deadman to the mat and pulls Jazzer's body on top of Deadman 1-2-3.

Winner of this match: Jazzer

Jazzer goes to celebrate with Gravedigger and Gravedigger puts out his hand to shake it but what the hell Jazzer hits the Jazzbottom.

JR: You should never attempt to touch Jazzer

(Commercial Break.)

(We are back!)

Sting : this next match is going to be a street fight first making his way to the ring GRAVEDIGGER! !

(Some scary music hits as GD makes his way to the ring)

Sting: Next making his way to the ring Mr. BIG !!

(Just think about it BANG !! ! re-Arranged hits as Mr. BIG makes his way to the ring )


MATCH: The both start off hesitating to go at each other but BIG goes after GD with some strong punches he then throws him into the turnbuckle and then BIG climbs to the 2nd rope and starts punching him in the face 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14- 15-16 when GD reverses it into a powerbomb onto the mat GD then goes outside of the ring he then goes under the mat and finds a shovel he then runs into the ring and hits BIG in the head with the shovel knocking BIG out he then goes for the pin 1-2‐‐‐‐‐‐‐kick out

BILL: wow a kick out even after being hit by a shovel

MATCH : BIG has a hard time getting up but he finally does and he then looks up to see D going to hit BIG with the shovel again but BIG gets out of the way and does a wheelbarrow kick onto GD's face BIG then starts stomping GD to the ground then BIG picks up GD and takes him out of the ring he then throws him into the stairs BIG then picks up GD and throws him back into the ring and BIG goes under the mat looking for a weapon and he finds a sledge hammer he then goes into the ring where GD is now getting up and BIG runs and dives into GD knocking him out he is about to go for the pin when

(By Myself hits as JT Money and the rest of the nwo comes out)

MATCH: they all come out to kick BIGs ass they get into the ring when BIG hits everyone with a sledge hammer except bandit and JTmoney which he missed they look like they are gonna attack when

(Livin it up hits as Ottobomb runs to the ring with a chair and he slides into the ring)

MATCH: Otto looks like he is going to attack JTmoney when he hits BIG! ! and he throws GD on him and the ref counts it 1‐‐‐2‐‐‐3

Sting: the winner of this match Grave Digger! !

(The nWo's music hits as they all leave the ring together)