[The Carnage music hits and the crowd in Earl's Court goes bonkers as the pyros go off…we focus in on a sign that says 'Deadman Traitor']
FOLEY: "WELCOME BACK TO THE XWF! Hello everyone. Welcome to our first show on this tour of England!"
GOLDBERG: "And Wales Mick! I'm Bill Goldberg everyone, and to my right is Mick '#1 best selling author' Foley"

[The arena goes dark… BANG! 're-Arranged' by Limp Bizkit hits the PA to a massive pop…Mr. BIG comes walking down the ramp with a microphone]
MR. BIG: "Whoa! Biggie back in Britain…WWWWOOOO! The XWF is back… WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO! It feels great to be back in Britain, with the Dome [Crowd Boos] Wembley [Crowd Boos] and that wonderful pint of beer [Crowd gives Huge Pop]…Now, I had better get down to some business, as business is what I do second best, second best to whopping some people's asses! [Enters the ring] Now, Triple H is not with us now…he has joined the W-W-F. But, I have hired a replacement. A former wrestler. A former champion… a man that has turned to acting, in fact, a man that needs no introduction…hit his music!"
[The arena goes dark and Metallica's 'Seek and Destroy' hits the PA to a massive, massive pop from the fans]
GOLDBERG: "It can't be this bastard!"
[Sting then walks down the ramp to a huge pop]
FOLEY: "Well Bill, it's an ex-WCW guy! Better than an ex-Vince man…"
GOLDBERG: "Shut up Mick!"
MR. BIG: "It's Sting everyone!"
STING: "WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!"
MR. BIG: "Now, I had better get to the back, we have a show to get on with!"
FOLEY: "I think we do!"
GOLDBERG: "Yes, tonight folks, DEADMAN K & LIGHTNING STREAK take on IRANKER & RAGE for the Undisputed XWF TAG TEAM TITLES!"
FOLEY: "MR. BIG takes on the RED FACTION - NOLAN & JAZZER in a HANDICAP MATCH!!"
GOLDBERG: "IRANKER takes on BANDIT in a STREET FIGHT!"
FOLEY: "And our main event, CH3ZI VS IRANKER VS DEADMAN K for the XWF Commissionership!"

['You're in Trouble!' 'Trouble' by Cypress Hill hits the PA to a huge pop]
STING: "The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is a UNIFICATION MATCH for the XWF & XwF TAG TEAM TITLES! In the ring, from Hardcore Way Scunthorpe; weighing in at 290lbs, He is one-half of the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS and the XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION, DEADMAN K!" ['Control' by Puddle of Mudd hits the PA to a pop as Lightning Streak hits the stage]
STING: "And his partner, from the backstreets of Scunthorpe, weighing in at 300lbs, He is a co-holder of the XWF TAG TEAM TITLES, and the XWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, LIGHTNING STREAK!"
['My Way' by Limp Bizkit hits the PA as Rage & Iranker make their way to the ring]
STING: "And their opponents, at a combined weight of over 500lbs, the XwF Tag Team Champions, RAGE & IRANKER!"


Deadman K and Rage started off. Deadman K quickly threw punches at Rage, before Irish Whipping him into the corner. Rage cam straight back off the turnbuckles, and Deadman K hit a Snap Suplex…1-2- Rage kicks out! Deadman K tags in Lightning Streak, and they hit a double DDT on Rage. Lightning Streak stomps Rage into the corner, and gives him a foot choke. Rage gets back up and nails Streak with a quick boot to the gut. Rage goes back onto the ropes and then hits a flying dropkick to Lightning Streak. Rage tries to get to the ropes, but Streak pulls him back. Rage hits a Spinning Heel Kick, and tags Iranker! Iranker comes charging in, and takes out Deadman K! Lightning Streak gets back up, only for Iranker to nail him with a quick DDT. But then, Ottobomb makes his way down the ramp! Ottobomb then gets in the ring and hits Iranker with an Olympic Slam! The ref didn't see it! Then, Zack Attack comes through the crowd! Zack Attack gets Deadman K in the ring and hits him with a massive Boot to the face! Lightning Streak gets back in the ring, and Zack Attack gives him a German Suplex! Iranker gets back in the ring, and scores the win!

STING: "Here are your winners, and NEW UNDISPUTED XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, RAGE & IRANKER!"
FOLEY: "Damn it! The XWF loses one tonight!"
GOLDBERG: "Damn Zack Attack. But, DMK and Lightning Streak still have their singles titles left".

[Backstage] JT Money is backstage with Roddy Piper.
PIPER: "JT, coming in 2 weeks time, you go to EliMinaTion and face the Intercontinental Champion. But, being as Big Sexy Badass has walked out on the belt, what are you planning to do?"
MONEY: "Well Roddy, I am the one who deserves the title. I mean, I am JT Money, the man with a full bank account. I have money, and all I want now is gold".
[MR. BIG then walks in, and he has the Intercontinental Championship over his shoulder]
MR. BIG: "Ah yes. Gold over my shoulder once more. JT, you may be an asshole, but, I think, via forfeit, you are the Intercontinental Champion. You will be facing an unnamed opponent on Trauma."
MONEY: "Hey BIG, now you know who betta than B-I-G? JT Money betta than B-I-G!"
MR. BIG: "My ass…"
[MR. BIG walks off and JT Money goes to the back and celebrates]

[A XWF ELIMINATION Commercial airs]

FOLEY: "Welcome back to Carnage folks, live from London!"
GOLDBERG: "For all those in Wales, we are coming to you live on TRAUMA this Thursday Night, from The Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. There are some tickets available, and you can order them from TicketMaster or your local Box Office or a local Ticket distributor"
FOLEY: "And it is now time for our next match!"

[The arena lights go out]
FOLEY: "Uh oh"
['Just Think About It!']
GOLDBERG: "Hold on to your ears Mick!"
[BANG!]
FOLEY: "I think it's the boss!"
['re-Arranged' by Limp Bizkit hits the PA to a massive pop, and Mr. BIG hits the stage to an even bigger pop]
STING: "The following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is a HANDICAP MATCH. Introducing first, from Bridgend, Wales; weighing in at 345lbs, he is the CEO of the XWF - MR. BIG!"
['Points of Authority' by Linkin Park hits the PA to a massive boos]
STING: "And his opponents, first, from Scunthorpe, weighing in at 257lbs, JAZZER!"
['Smooth Criminal' by Alien Ant Farm hits, and the crowd give a mixed reaction to Nolan]
STING: "And his partner, also from Scunthorpe, weighing in at 235lbs, NOLAN!"


Mr. BIG and Nolan start off, and Mr. BIG stares down at Nolan. Nolan goes for a quick swipe, but Mr. BIG nails Nolan with a Standing Clothesline! Nolan gets back up, only for Mr. BIG to nail numerous rights. Nolan counters and Irish Whips Mr. BIG. Nolan nails Mr. BIG in the gut and rolls BIG into a school boy. 1-2-kick out! Mr. BIG gets back up, but only after Nolan hits some stomps. Nolan tags in Jazzer, who Dropkicks Mr. BIG. Jazzer goes up to the top rope, and looks as if he wants to hit the Five-Star Frog Splash. But Mr. BIG runs at the ropes, and Jazzer lands on his ass. Mr. BIG then gets Jazzer from the top-rope, and gives him an Elbow Drop. Mr. BIG then nails Nolan, and goes back to Jazzer. Mr. BIG starts moving in a weird way, but it's THE BIG ELBOW! Off one rope, off the other…JAZZER MOVED! Jazzer then gets to BIG and nails a huge dropkick to the face. Jazzer then goes for the Crowd Elbow. BIG gets up, and hits The BIG Storm on Jazzer! Nolan gets back in the ring, nails BIG from behind, and rolls BIG up in Schoolboy 1-2-3!

STING: "Here are your winners, NOLAN & JAZZER!"
FOLEY: "Nolan scores the pinfall, all be it a cheap one"
GOLDBERG: "Very cheap. BIG had the match won MICK!"
FOLEY: "Well BILL, other than that, it was a great match."
GOLDBERG: "My ass!"

[Backstage] BANDIT is talking to DISCO INFERNO.
DISCO: "BANDIT, tonight, you will face IRANKER. A man that you found in your federation. Why are you going to face him tonight?"
BANDIT: "Well DISCO. It is simple. IRANKER and his partner RAGE beat me and JT MONEY for OUR TAG TEAM Titles on an episode of XwF Monday Madness a while back. So I realized, we need to out number them. Which is why I brought my brother in…"
[TERMINATOR shows up next to BANDIT]
BANDIT: "With my brother on our side, nobody will wanna mess with us. Especially you Mr. BIG. Because, when you mess with me, don't expect to live until tomorrow…"
[BANDIT and TERMINATOR walk off]

[The XWF ELIMINATION commercial airs]

FOLEY: "Folks, let me just run over the card for Trauma with you. JT MONEY will take on an UNNAMED OPPONENT for The INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!"
GOLDBERG: "MICK, DEADMAN K will take on ZACK ATTACK and NOLAN in a NON TITLE TRIPLE THREAT HARDCORE MATCH!"
FOLEY: "And MR. BIG will also be in attendance for his homecoming show!"

['Down with the Sickness' by Disturbed hits the PA to boos as Bandit hits the stage]
STING: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is a STREET FIGHT! Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 245lbs, he is the XWF CHAMPION, BANDIT!"
FOLEY: "BANDIT won the XWF TITLE at CHRISTMAS MADNESS folks, when he pinned NOLAN".
['In The End' by Linkin Park hits and Iranker gets a massive pop]
STING: "And his opponent, the co-holder of the XWF TAG TEAM TITLES, IRANKER!"


Bandit goes right at Iranker and nails him with a strong right hand. Iranker counters and nails Bandit with repeated rights. Iranker then suplexes Bandit out of the corner. 1-2-Bandit kicks out! Bandit gets back up and Irish Whips Iranker into the ropes. Iranker bounces off and Bandit attempts a Powerslam. Iranker counters and rolls Bandit up…1-2-Bandit kicks out! Bandit gets back up, only for Iranker to kick him the face. Bandit then gives Iranker a Dragon Screw, and locks in the Sharpshooter! Bandit pulls Iranker into the middle of the ring. Iranker refuses to tap out! Iranker drags himself to the ropes. Iranker reaches the ropes, and Bandit lets go. Bandit gets out of the ring, and gets a table. Bandit then takes the table into the ring. Bandit gets Iranker back up, and sets him up for The Bandit Bomb. Iranker counters and hits Total Annihilation! The crowd roared, and Iranker covered. 1-2-3! Iranker wins!

STING: "Here is your winner, IRANKER!"
FOLEY: "What a great match from IRANKER & BANDIT!"
GOLDBERG: "It ain't over yet! Here comes CH3ZI! CH3ZI…DOUBLE ARM DDT to BANDIT!"
FOLEY: "And CH3ZI is taking the XWF Title with him!"

[Backstage] JT MONEY is getting ready for his match.
DEADMAN K is talking to MR. BIG
DEADMAN K: "BIG, it's all wrapped up. I'm gonna be XWF COMMISH!"
MR. BIG: "You've been XWF VICE COMMISH, but this is SO going to rule!"

FOLEY: "JT MONEY, LIGHTNING STREAK - NEXT!"

STING: "The following NON-TITLE match is scheduled for one fall."
['By Myself' by Linkin Park hits to some boos and some cheers as JT Money hits the stage]
STING: "Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois; weighing in at 224lbs, he is the XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, JT MONEY!"
FOLEY: "JT was 'given' the title by Sir BIG, MR. BIG earlier in the show".
['Control' by a Puddle of Mudd hits and Lightning Streak hits the stage to a pop]
STING: "And his opponent, from the backstreets of Scunthorpe, weighing in at 300lbs, he is the XWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, LIGHTNING STREAK!"


Lightning Streak begins with a very sudden slap. JT takes Streak to the floor and nails Lightning Streak roughly. JT takes Streak and puts him in the corner. JT nails a few chops, before Lightning Streak reverses. The Lightning Bolt gets on the second rope…1…2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10! 10 PUNCHES TO THE HEAD! JT fainted to the floor. JT kicked out! Lightning Streak then nailed a quick elbow. JT Money got back up and Lightning Streak nailed a massive boot! Lightning Streak saw JT in a good position, and applied the Boston Crab! However, JT Money reversed the hold! The hold didn't last very long, as both men were trading punches. JT nailed Lightning Streak with a massive right, and hit the Money Driver! JT only got a two count! JT got up very quickly, and was in a position for the J-T-T. As soon as Lightning Streak got back up, JT nailed a boot in the gut. But Lightning Streak reversed and went for Lightning from Above. But JT reversed, and hit the J-T-T! 1-2-3!

STING: "Here is your winner, JT MONEY!"
FOLEY: "Now, that was what I call wrestling Bill!"
GOLDBERG: "It was a great match! But Mick, things can only get better! CH3ZI VS IRANKER VS DEADMAN K! All for the XWF Commissionership! And Mick, it's up, NEXT!"

[XWF EliMinaTion Commercial]

[Ch3zi's music hits and he gets a few cheers and a few boos]
STING: "The following match, scheduled for one fall is for XWF COMMISSIONERSHIP! Introducing first, from Scunthorpe, England; CH3ZI!"
FOLEY: "A former XWF COMMISH"
['You're in Trouble!' 'Trouble' by Cypress Hill hits the PA to a massive pop]
STING: "And his opponents, first, from Scunthorpe, weighing in at 290lbs, He is the XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION, DEADMAN K!"
GOLDBERG: "A former XWF VICE COMMISH"
['My Way or the highway!'…  Iranker hits the stage to a little pop, and some distinguishing boos]
STING: "And their opponent, the co-holder of the XWF TAG TEAM TITLES, IRANKER!"


Iranker nails a very clothesline to both Deadman K and Ch3zi, and gives a little pose. Ch3zi gets back up, and nails Iranker with a Forearm Smash. Ch3zi also gives a short pose. Deadman K gets back up and nails both Iranker and Ch3zi with a Flying Clothesline. Deadman K poses and gets Iranker back up. Deadman K hoists Iranker above his head, but Ch3zi hits a dropkick, and Iranker is on top! 1-2-Deadman K kicks out! Ch3zi and Iranker nail repeated double elbows to Deadman K, and Deadman K rolls himself out of the ring. Iranker goes out of the ring, but Ch3zi pulls him back in, and Iranker and Ch3zi look to be shaking hands. But Ch3zi nails a Twist of Fate! 1-2-Iranker kicks out! Deadman K crawls under the ring and gets a chair. Deadman K gets in the ring. But the ref puts the chair on the floor. Iranker then hits Ch3zi with Total Annihilation on the Chair! Deadman K sees this and gets Iranker back up. Deadman K then hits Iranker with the Death Drop onto the chair! Deadman K gets Ch3zi back up, and gives him a Death Blow!
At that point, Mastermind comes through the crowd, and has the chair. Mastermind wipes the ref out with a chair, and gives the Intimidator to Deadman K! But, Mr. BIG comes storming down the ramp, and takes out Mastermind. Iranker gets back up, and looks at Mr. BIG tending to the ref. But Deadman K gives Iranker the Death Blow. The ref sees the pin and counts…1-2-3!

STING: "Here is your winner, and new XWF COMMISSIONER, DEADMAN K!"
FOLEY: "Bah god, this guy now has some power!"
GOLDBERG: "Some match making power!"

[Mastermind looks deep into Mr. BIG's eyes from the ramp, and they trash talk as the screen fades.]