XWF Monday Night CarnageOctober 1, 2001
The crowd is loud and the pyros are hot. It's XWF MONDAY NIGHT CARNAGE!
MICK: Welcome everyone to XWF MONDAY NIGHT CARNAGE!
JERRY: Hello everyone!
MICK: We have an exciting night for you. We have an awesome three way match for the XWF EUROPEAN TITLE. It's the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION, NOLAN, putting his belt on the line against JAZZER, A REALLY NICE CHAP, and the current XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPION, NEVERMORE!
JERRY: That should be very interesting!
MICK: We have SILVER vs. BADDASS SCOTT THOMAS in a special challenge match!
JERRY: Two men with BIG XWF futures!
MICK: And our MAIN EVENT, BIG SEXY BADASS and HBK put their TAG TEAM GOLD on the line tonight against AXEL FOLEY and MIKEY GLYSTER!
JERRY: HBK and BSB looked great together last week!
( Just as JERRY finishes what he is saying, CH3ZI's music comes on and the XWF WORLD CHAMPION makes his way into the ring, grabs a mic, and begins to speak………… )
CH3ZI: Look at my waist. What do you see? I see gold! That proves that I am a winner! MR. BIG, I know that you have the longest XWF TITLE streak in XWF history,………but the XWF sucks! I am in the nWo! I am "da' man!" And as for a certain "CH3ZI wannabe", BIG SEXY BADASS…………
( The crowd pops at hearing BSB's name! )
CH3ZI: I have canceled MR. BIG vs. BANZAI for tonight. Instead, ME and BANZAI will face MR. BIG and BSB in a tag team elimination match. If MR. BIG and BIG SEXY PUNKASS win, MR. BIG gets to determine the rules and stipulations for our HELL ON EARTH match!
( The crowd pops at this! )
CH3ZI: And BSB, you will earn a spot in the commissioner's' office. Now,…………if ME and BANZAI win,………BANZAI will get a IC TITLE shot at HELL ON EARTH! That would mean that you would fight two matches against the nWo that night!
( The crowd is mixed with boos and cheers )
CH3ZI: My piece of the pie would mean that you will be suspended from the XWF for the rest of the year!
( The crowd boos! )
CH3ZI: October may be a time for costumes and monsters, but this October, the FIRST October that the XWF/nWo has existed, I am going to show you two something REALLY scary this Thursday at TRAUMA!
( CH3ZI leaves the ring and goes backstage to the nWo's lounge. )
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
( The cameras are back on. HHH is in the ring ready to call the first event! )
HHH: Ladies and Gentlemen, our first match of the evening is for one fall and it is a special challenge match! Now making his way to the ring, he is a member of the nWo, BADDASS SCOTT THOMAS!
( BST makes his way to the ring. )
HHH: And his opponent,………a former XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION,………SILVER!
( SILVER waists no time, runs to the ring, slides underneath the bottom ropes and starts thumping on BST.)
THE MATCH: SILVER gives BST a beat down. He keeps the advantage until BST takes charge by reversing a into the ropes clothesline. BST picks SILVER up by his hair and slams him. BST looks down at SILVER and says "Who is the bad guy?" SILVER answers by punching BST in the face. SILVER gets up hits BST in the face one more time an runs to the ropes across from them and bounces back to bulldog BST's face into the mat. SILVER pumps his fist and goes to the top rope. BST shakes the ropes and SILVER falls, hurting his hope of being a father one day. BST, still shaken from the beating that SILVER gave him, leave the ring and picks up a chair. BST drops it into the center of the ring and staggers his way over to SILVER who is still sitting on the top turnbuckle in pain. BST goes to throw a punch, but SILVER blocks it, grabs BST by the hair and nails him in the face. SILVER stands up, pulling BST up to his level by pulling his hair. SILVER looks to the fans in every direction, the cheer. SILVER then powerbombs BST onto the steel chair. SILVER hooks the leg and the referee counts,………1-2-3.
HHH: The winner,………SILVER!
MICK: SILVER is very focused!
JERRY: I drive a FORD FOCUS!
MICK: Thats because you are a woman.
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
HHH: This match is one fall and it is for the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP! Our first competitor, now making his way to the ring,…………representing the nWo………JAZZER!
( JAZZER enters the ring. )
HHH: And now coming to the squared circle, making his XWF debut………A REALLY NICE CHAP!
JERRY: What the hell is a chap?
MICK: Its a kind of pants that cowboys wear.
JERRY: OH!
HHH: And the next competitor, making his way to the ring, he is the current XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPION,………NEVERMORE!
( NEVERMORE makes a disturbed looking entrance into the ring, wearing his "Flaming Skull belt." )
HHH: And the last man to enter the ring,……he is the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION,………NOLAN!
( NOLAN makes his way to the ring wearing his belt and drawing boos from the crowd for being , as he says, "So damn good!", they really just hate him! )
THE MATCH: The match starts off with JAZZER and NOLAN (two prominent members of the nWo) pounding on NEVERMORE. ARNC just stands there looking like a gentleman. He watches like a spectator. NOLAN and JAZZER throw NEVERMORE outside of the ring JAZZER gets out of the ring and attends to NEVERMORE. NOLAN stays in the ring, turns around and looks at ARNC. NOLAN walks over to ARNC and looks dead-on into his eyes. NOLAN laughs. ARNC smirks at NOLAN. NOLAN all of a sudden drops his smile and nails ARNC in the face. NOLAN then turns around, walks over to the other side of the ring and gets out to help JAZZER beat-down on NEVERMORE. ARNC looks up and he has a really pissed off look on his face. He starts pacing around the ring and saying profanity. He then looks over to the area outside of the ring where NOLAN and JAZZER are pounding on NEVERMORE. ARNC then darts off in that direction and slides underneath the bottom ropes. He starts pounding on NOLAN. JAZZER leaves NEVERMORE behind to help NOLAN out with A REALLY NICE CHAP, but ARNC is really pissed off and takes wild swings at JAZZER. JAZZER manages to avoid the first round of swings, ARNC lands a HUGE right to JAZZER's face. ARNC keeps hitting NOLAN. NOLAN manages to get back into the ring. ARNC follows him. NEVERMORE starts wailing on JAZZER's face outside of the ring. Inside the ring, ARNC goes to the top rope. NOLAN gets up and stumbles. NOLAN turns around as soon as ARNC jumps off of the top turnbuckle. NOLAN catches him and tombstone piledrives him. NOLAN goes for the cover,………1-2-3.
HHH: The winner, and STILL the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION,………NOLAN!
MICK: That was a brutal match!
JERRY: Yes, it definitely impressed the higher-ups in the XWF/nWo!
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
( The cameras start rolling again. The scene is the nWo nO DQ office that is right beside the nWo SICKnESS's lounge ( pimped out dressing room ). PRESIDENT BANDIT, VICE PRESIDENT RIVERS, and the XWF COMMISSIONER/WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, CH3ZI, are at a table, discussing something………… )
VP RIVERS: That was a good match! I would like to see NOLAN against A REALLY NICE CHAP in a singles match.
BANDIT: OK, its done.
CH3ZI: For the XWF EUROPEAN TITLE.
VP RIVERS: At XWF HELL ON EARTH!
( The crowd can be heard cheering! )
BANDIT: And this NEVERMORE,………I think that JAZZER would love to go for gold at the BIGGEST PPV in XWF history!
CH3ZI: So I guess I am going to book NEVERMORE vs. JAZZER for a HELL IN A CELL TITLE match!
( The crowd pops again! )
VP RIVERS: Yes, and those two should be proud. It HALLOWEEN, it dark outside, its the BIGGEST XWF/nWo PPV yet, and they are going for the HELL IN A CELL TITLE! Ironic, huh?
CH3ZI: Yeah, but NOLAN and JAZZER are in the nWo, they shouldn't have any problem with those XWF losers!
( All three men laugh as the camera cuts back to the ring )
MICK: So there you go, NOLAN defends his EUROPEAN TITLE against A REALLY NICE CHAP. NEVERMORE defends his HELL IN A CELL TITLE against JAZZER. And CH3ZI defends his XWF WORLD TITLE against MR. BIG at XWF: HELL ON EARTH in the biggest MAIN EVENT ever!
JERRY: A great card so far! Now, if BSB and MR. BIG win this Thursday at TRAUMA, MR. BIG gets to make the rules and stipulations at HELL ON EARTH for their MAIN EVENT. Also, BSB will be a XWF executive! If CH3ZI and BANZAI win, MR. BIG will have to fight in two matches at HELL ON EARTH, or MR. BIG must serve a temporary suspension until the beginning of 2002, whatever CH3ZI decides to do.
MICK: THURSDAY TRAUMA is going to be HUGE!
HHH: The next match is for the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! First, coming to the ring, they are members of the nWo, the former XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION,AXEL FOLEY and his partner, the current XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION,………MIKEY GLYSTER!
( The two walk to the ring, looking very cocky and sure of themselves. )
HHH: And their opponents, they are the CURRENT XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS of the WORLD,………HBK and BIG SEXY BADASS!
( The CHAMPIONS walk down to the ring. The fans cheer! )
THE MATCH: AXEL FOLEY starts things off with BSB. BSB wins a test of strength in the middle of the ring. FOLEY whines a little and then slithers his way over to his corner to tag MIKEY GLYSTER in. GLYSTER gets in a flexes his biceps. GLYSTER then points to BS to do they same. BSB does and the crowd cheers instead of boos like they did for GLYSTER. GLYSTER yells for the crowd to shut up and then he charges at BSB. GLYSTER is met by a big boot in the face. All of a sudden, AXEL FOLEY enters the ring with a chair. He goes to slap BSB in the back with it, but HBK grabs a hold of the chair.
( The crowd goes crazy! )
THE MATCH: FOLEY wrestles control of the chair, turns around and goes to hit HBK with it, but HBK superkicks the steel chair right into AXEL FOLEY's face! BSB picks GLYSTER up and powerbombs his ass,………HARD! BSB covers GLYSTER, hooks his leg and gets the 1-2-3.
HHH: The winners and STILL the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS of the WORLD,………HBK and BIG SEXY BADASS!
( HBK and BSB raise their belts into the air. Just then, BANZAI, NOLAN, and JAZZER sneak up behind HBK ans BSB and attack them. The nWo starts beating HBK and BSB down!. Then, MR. BIG's music comes on and he runs to the ring, with his IC BELT in one hand and a sledge hammer in the other. MR. BIG clears the ring and the crowd is going nuts! MR. BIG, BSB, and HBK raise each others hands and RIVERS, BANDIT, and CH3ZI show up at the top of the walkway, staring into the ring. BIG, BSB, and HBK stare back. )
MICK: Tune in THURSDAY NIGHT for THURSDAY TRAUMA. The nWo vs. the XWF continues with MR. BIG and BSB going up against CH3ZI and BANZAI!
JERRY: Good night, everyone!
( The camera turns off! )
[End of Show]
MICK: Welcome everyone to XWF MONDAY NIGHT CARNAGE!
JERRY: Hello everyone!
MICK: We have an exciting night for you. We have an awesome three way match for the XWF EUROPEAN TITLE. It's the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION, NOLAN, putting his belt on the line against JAZZER, A REALLY NICE CHAP, and the current XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPION, NEVERMORE!
JERRY: That should be very interesting!
MICK: We have SILVER vs. BADDASS SCOTT THOMAS in a special challenge match!
JERRY: Two men with BIG XWF futures!
MICK: And our MAIN EVENT, BIG SEXY BADASS and HBK put their TAG TEAM GOLD on the line tonight against AXEL FOLEY and MIKEY GLYSTER!
JERRY: HBK and BSB looked great together last week!
( Just as JERRY finishes what he is saying, CH3ZI's music comes on and the XWF WORLD CHAMPION makes his way into the ring, grabs a mic, and begins to speak………… )
CH3ZI: Look at my waist. What do you see? I see gold! That proves that I am a winner! MR. BIG, I know that you have the longest XWF TITLE streak in XWF history,………but the XWF sucks! I am in the nWo! I am "da' man!" And as for a certain "CH3ZI wannabe", BIG SEXY BADASS…………
( The crowd pops at hearing BSB's name! )
CH3ZI: I have canceled MR. BIG vs. BANZAI for tonight. Instead, ME and BANZAI will face MR. BIG and BSB in a tag team elimination match. If MR. BIG and BIG SEXY PUNKASS win, MR. BIG gets to determine the rules and stipulations for our HELL ON EARTH match!
( The crowd pops at this! )
CH3ZI: And BSB, you will earn a spot in the commissioner's' office. Now,…………if ME and BANZAI win,………BANZAI will get a IC TITLE shot at HELL ON EARTH! That would mean that you would fight two matches against the nWo that night!
( The crowd is mixed with boos and cheers )
CH3ZI: My piece of the pie would mean that you will be suspended from the XWF for the rest of the year!
( The crowd boos! )
CH3ZI: October may be a time for costumes and monsters, but this October, the FIRST October that the XWF/nWo has existed, I am going to show you two something REALLY scary this Thursday at TRAUMA!
( CH3ZI leaves the ring and goes backstage to the nWo's lounge. )
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
( The cameras are back on. HHH is in the ring ready to call the first event! )
HHH: Ladies and Gentlemen, our first match of the evening is for one fall and it is a special challenge match! Now making his way to the ring, he is a member of the nWo, BADDASS SCOTT THOMAS!
( BST makes his way to the ring. )
HHH: And his opponent,………a former XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION,………SILVER!
( SILVER waists no time, runs to the ring, slides underneath the bottom ropes and starts thumping on BST.)
THE MATCH: SILVER gives BST a beat down. He keeps the advantage until BST takes charge by reversing a into the ropes clothesline. BST picks SILVER up by his hair and slams him. BST looks down at SILVER and says "Who is the bad guy?" SILVER answers by punching BST in the face. SILVER gets up hits BST in the face one more time an runs to the ropes across from them and bounces back to bulldog BST's face into the mat. SILVER pumps his fist and goes to the top rope. BST shakes the ropes and SILVER falls, hurting his hope of being a father one day. BST, still shaken from the beating that SILVER gave him, leave the ring and picks up a chair. BST drops it into the center of the ring and staggers his way over to SILVER who is still sitting on the top turnbuckle in pain. BST goes to throw a punch, but SILVER blocks it, grabs BST by the hair and nails him in the face. SILVER stands up, pulling BST up to his level by pulling his hair. SILVER looks to the fans in every direction, the cheer. SILVER then powerbombs BST onto the steel chair. SILVER hooks the leg and the referee counts,………1-2-3.
HHH: The winner,………SILVER!
MICK: SILVER is very focused!
JERRY: I drive a FORD FOCUS!
MICK: Thats because you are a woman.
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
HHH: This match is one fall and it is for the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP! Our first competitor, now making his way to the ring,…………representing the nWo………JAZZER!
( JAZZER enters the ring. )
HHH: And now coming to the squared circle, making his XWF debut………A REALLY NICE CHAP!
JERRY: What the hell is a chap?
MICK: Its a kind of pants that cowboys wear.
JERRY: OH!
HHH: And the next competitor, making his way to the ring, he is the current XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPION,………NEVERMORE!
( NEVERMORE makes a disturbed looking entrance into the ring, wearing his "Flaming Skull belt." )
HHH: And the last man to enter the ring,……he is the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION,………NOLAN!
( NOLAN makes his way to the ring wearing his belt and drawing boos from the crowd for being , as he says, "So damn good!", they really just hate him! )
THE MATCH: The match starts off with JAZZER and NOLAN (two prominent members of the nWo) pounding on NEVERMORE. ARNC just stands there looking like a gentleman. He watches like a spectator. NOLAN and JAZZER throw NEVERMORE outside of the ring JAZZER gets out of the ring and attends to NEVERMORE. NOLAN stays in the ring, turns around and looks at ARNC. NOLAN walks over to ARNC and looks dead-on into his eyes. NOLAN laughs. ARNC smirks at NOLAN. NOLAN all of a sudden drops his smile and nails ARNC in the face. NOLAN then turns around, walks over to the other side of the ring and gets out to help JAZZER beat-down on NEVERMORE. ARNC looks up and he has a really pissed off look on his face. He starts pacing around the ring and saying profanity. He then looks over to the area outside of the ring where NOLAN and JAZZER are pounding on NEVERMORE. ARNC then darts off in that direction and slides underneath the bottom ropes. He starts pounding on NOLAN. JAZZER leaves NEVERMORE behind to help NOLAN out with A REALLY NICE CHAP, but ARNC is really pissed off and takes wild swings at JAZZER. JAZZER manages to avoid the first round of swings, ARNC lands a HUGE right to JAZZER's face. ARNC keeps hitting NOLAN. NOLAN manages to get back into the ring. ARNC follows him. NEVERMORE starts wailing on JAZZER's face outside of the ring. Inside the ring, ARNC goes to the top rope. NOLAN gets up and stumbles. NOLAN turns around as soon as ARNC jumps off of the top turnbuckle. NOLAN catches him and tombstone piledrives him. NOLAN goes for the cover,………1-2-3.
HHH: The winner, and STILL the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION,………NOLAN!
MICK: That was a brutal match!
JERRY: Yes, it definitely impressed the higher-ups in the XWF/nWo!
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
( The cameras start rolling again. The scene is the nWo nO DQ office that is right beside the nWo SICKnESS's lounge ( pimped out dressing room ). PRESIDENT BANDIT, VICE PRESIDENT RIVERS, and the XWF COMMISSIONER/WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, CH3ZI, are at a table, discussing something………… )
VP RIVERS: That was a good match! I would like to see NOLAN against A REALLY NICE CHAP in a singles match.
BANDIT: OK, its done.
CH3ZI: For the XWF EUROPEAN TITLE.
VP RIVERS: At XWF HELL ON EARTH!
( The crowd can be heard cheering! )
BANDIT: And this NEVERMORE,………I think that JAZZER would love to go for gold at the BIGGEST PPV in XWF history!
CH3ZI: So I guess I am going to book NEVERMORE vs. JAZZER for a HELL IN A CELL TITLE match!
( The crowd pops again! )
VP RIVERS: Yes, and those two should be proud. It HALLOWEEN, it dark outside, its the BIGGEST XWF/nWo PPV yet, and they are going for the HELL IN A CELL TITLE! Ironic, huh?
CH3ZI: Yeah, but NOLAN and JAZZER are in the nWo, they shouldn't have any problem with those XWF losers!
( All three men laugh as the camera cuts back to the ring )
MICK: So there you go, NOLAN defends his EUROPEAN TITLE against A REALLY NICE CHAP. NEVERMORE defends his HELL IN A CELL TITLE against JAZZER. And CH3ZI defends his XWF WORLD TITLE against MR. BIG at XWF: HELL ON EARTH in the biggest MAIN EVENT ever!
JERRY: A great card so far! Now, if BSB and MR. BIG win this Thursday at TRAUMA, MR. BIG gets to make the rules and stipulations at HELL ON EARTH for their MAIN EVENT. Also, BSB will be a XWF executive! If CH3ZI and BANZAI win, MR. BIG will have to fight in two matches at HELL ON EARTH, or MR. BIG must serve a temporary suspension until the beginning of 2002, whatever CH3ZI decides to do.
MICK: THURSDAY TRAUMA is going to be HUGE!
HHH: The next match is for the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! First, coming to the ring, they are members of the nWo, the former XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION,AXEL FOLEY and his partner, the current XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION,………MIKEY GLYSTER!
( The two walk to the ring, looking very cocky and sure of themselves. )
HHH: And their opponents, they are the CURRENT XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS of the WORLD,………HBK and BIG SEXY BADASS!
( The CHAMPIONS walk down to the ring. The fans cheer! )
THE MATCH: AXEL FOLEY starts things off with BSB. BSB wins a test of strength in the middle of the ring. FOLEY whines a little and then slithers his way over to his corner to tag MIKEY GLYSTER in. GLYSTER gets in a flexes his biceps. GLYSTER then points to BS to do they same. BSB does and the crowd cheers instead of boos like they did for GLYSTER. GLYSTER yells for the crowd to shut up and then he charges at BSB. GLYSTER is met by a big boot in the face. All of a sudden, AXEL FOLEY enters the ring with a chair. He goes to slap BSB in the back with it, but HBK grabs a hold of the chair.
( The crowd goes crazy! )
THE MATCH: FOLEY wrestles control of the chair, turns around and goes to hit HBK with it, but HBK superkicks the steel chair right into AXEL FOLEY's face! BSB picks GLYSTER up and powerbombs his ass,………HARD! BSB covers GLYSTER, hooks his leg and gets the 1-2-3.
HHH: The winners and STILL the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS of the WORLD,………HBK and BIG SEXY BADASS!
( HBK and BSB raise their belts into the air. Just then, BANZAI, NOLAN, and JAZZER sneak up behind HBK ans BSB and attack them. The nWo starts beating HBK and BSB down!. Then, MR. BIG's music comes on and he runs to the ring, with his IC BELT in one hand and a sledge hammer in the other. MR. BIG clears the ring and the crowd is going nuts! MR. BIG, BSB, and HBK raise each others hands and RIVERS, BANDIT, and CH3ZI show up at the top of the walkway, staring into the ring. BIG, BSB, and HBK stare back. )
MICK: Tune in THURSDAY NIGHT for THURSDAY TRAUMA. The nWo vs. the XWF continues with MR. BIG and BSB going up against CH3ZI and BANZAI!
JERRY: Good night, everyone!
( The camera turns off! )