XWF Saturday Brawl XWF Saturday Brawl

December 22, 2001
[A video airs of the events on Trauma, and build up to Nolan/Banzai later in the evening]… 

Foley: "Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the very first instalment of XWF Saturday Night Brawl! Hello again folks, I'm Mick "3 Faces" Foley, and joining me as ever is a former WCW Champion and WCW US Champion in the form of Bill Goldberg!"
Goldberg: "Thanks again Mick, and welcome! Our main event tonight sees Nolan take on Banzai in a Ladder Match, with Jazzer as an enforcer".
Foley: "The winner will represent the WCF at Xmas Madness in the XWF Championship Fatal-Four-Way!"

['Just Think About It!'………BANG! The Timberland re-mix of 're-Arranged' by Limp Bizkit hits the PA to massive pop]…

HHH: "Ladies and gentleman, please welcome, the Current XWF World Champion, and The CEO of the XWF, The Only One, Mr. BIG!"

[The crowd pops, and Mr. BIG enters the ring and poses with the XWF Championship. He then puts the belt on his right shoulder, and takes the mic off Triple H]

Mr. BIG: "Thank you Trips. Welcome to Saturday Brawl everyone! Tonight, we see a 5-star Main Event, although the guys are both pieces of crap anyway… [Crowd pops] Nolan vs. BBBAAANNNNNZZZZZAAAIIII in a Ladder Match. And if our beloved President screws ONE of them, then on Shotgun, in this very ring…he will kiss Deadman K's and my ass, but I also have a surprise for the dumb-ass, but as it's a surprise, I can really tell you lot… you'll be spoiling your own fun. Welcome, and enjoy the fun folks!"

['re-Arranged' hits as Mr. BIG walks up the ramp]

Foley: "All this in one show, tonight!"

[Backstage] Deadman K is in his locker room when JT Money comes in…
Deadman K: "Hey man!"
JT: "Nice one!"
Deadman K: "I guess you are looking forward to tomorrow then."
JT: "You bet I am!"
Deadman K: "Well, what do you think about this match, Really Nice Chap taking on Silver in a Steel Cage match at Xmas Madness?"
JT: "Great!"
Deadman K: "Ch3zi will also put his intercontinental championship on line against a Mystery Opponent"
JT: "Hey man, we need to get ready!"
Deadman K: "You are damn right…and that's …FINAL!"

Foley: "Don't forget that this Sunday, live on PPV, is XWF Christmas Madness! Cable or satellite customers must call their operator for details on how to order. For those with Digital systems or Interactive facilities, press the appropriate button to order, and you can see Christmas Madness, LIVE!"
Goldberg: "But we now move on to our next match!"

['Trouble' by Cyprus Hill hits the PA, Deadman K walks down to the ring with a grin on his face and stops half way down the ramp with his Hardcore Championship, and he lays it down on the ramp].
HHH: "The following contest is a Fatal Four-Way match, scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, the current XWF Hardcore Champion, DEADMAN K!"
[Nelly's 'Batter Up' hits the PA and the crowd erupt for The Exterminator]
HHH: "And his opponents, first, he the current XWF Cruiserweight Champion, and the co-holder of the XWF Tag Team Championship, THE EXTERMINATOR!"
['By Myself' by Linkin Park hits the XtremeTron, and JT Money hits the ramp to a mixed reaction]
HHH: "Introducing, JT MONEY!"
[Simple Simeone's music hits the PA and he gets some cheers but some boos too]
HHH: "And their opponent, SIMPLE SIMEONE!"

Four Way match
JT Money vs. The Exterminator vs. Deadman K vs. Simple Simeone

JT starts with some strong rights and takes on Deadman K. Simple Simeone has taken Exterminator to the outside and rams his head into the ring steps. Exterminator then reverses and shoves Simple Simeone's head into the ring post. JT Money then Irish Whipped Deadman K into the turnbuckle, and gave him 10 shots to the top turnbuckle. Deadman K reversed it, and sent JT into another turnbuckle. JT fell to the floor, and Deadman K nailed him with a Leg Drop. Deadman then got just a 2 count.
Exterminator got Simeone back into the ring, and went to work on him in there. Ex hit a huge Lou These Press and nailed the punches. Simeone then managed to reverse it into a Boston Crab, but Deadman K came in and nailed Simeone. K went at Simeone, and JT went at it with Exterminator.
JT was quick to pounce and nailed Exterminator with a huge Money Driver! It was over! But Exterminator put his shoulder up just before the three! JT was furious and showed 3 fingers to the ref, but the ref only showed 2. Exterminator then came in and nailed him with a running clothesline.
On the outside Deadman K had nailed Simeone with a DDT on to a chair! Deadman then got Simeone back up, and gave him a Death Drop! Deadman then got 2 tables out and set them up side-by-side. Deadman got Simeone back up and gave him another Death Drop through 2 tables!
However, JT Money had the advantage in the ring, and nailed Exterminator with a strong right hand. Exterminator how ever got behind JT Money, and nailed him with the Extermination Slam! JT Money though, kicked out at 2. Deadman K came in with his Hardcore Championship, and was looking to hit Money! But he missed, nailing Exterminator instead!
Deadman K looked pissed as JT Money hit the J-T-T for the victory!

HHH: "Here is your winner, JT Money!"
Foley: "It all went wrong for the two champions there. Very wrong!"
Goldberg: "It sure did Mick. But, JT and Simeone have a little advantage now, leading into Christmas Madness tomorrow night!"

[Backstage] Nolan is getting ready for his match.
Banzai is also looking to be getting ready for the match.
Foley: "It can only mean that our Main Event is next! The winner will be placed in the XWF Championship Three Way Match!"
Goldberg: "At Christmas Madness, Mick".

HHH: "The following is the main event, and it is a Ladder Match. The winner will be placed in the XWF Championship Three Way Match at Christmas Madness!"
[Jazzer's music hits an he gets loads of boos from the crowd]
HHH: "Introducing the special enforcer for this match, The President of the XWF, and a member of the WCF, JAZZER!"
Foley: "Remember folks, if Jazzer 'screws' Nolan or Banzai, then on Shotgun, in the ring, Jazzer must kiss Mr. BIG and Deadman K's asses".
['Just Think About It'!]
Goldberg: "That's Mr. BIG's music!"
BANG!
Goldberg: "What is he doing out here?"
[Mr. BIG hits the ramp and gets a huge pop. He walks down and takes a seat at the commentary position]
Foley: "Biggie, what are you doing out here?"
Mr. BIG: "Well, I'd better see the screwing myself before the guy kisses my ass!"
[Nolan's music hits the PA, he gets some cheers, and some boos]
HHH: "Introducing first, a former XWF European Champion, and a former XWF Intercontinental Champion, NOLAN!"
['THE BIG SHOT…BANZAI!' Banzai's music hits the PA, and he gets some cheers and some boos]
HHH: "And his opponent, the XWF European Champion…BANZAI!"

Ladder Match
Nolan vs. Banzai
* President Jazzer as outside enforcer; Mr. BIG on commentary

Jazzer takes his place on the outside of the ring. Nolan and Banzai shake hands, but Nolan nails Banzai with a boot to the gut. Nolan then nails Banzai with a few Kidney Punches, before Banzai falls to the floor. Nolan runs back to the ropes, before nailing an Elbow Drop. But Banzai moved! Banzai gets back up and nails Nolan with a few strong rights, before whipping him into the ropes. Banzai then nails Nolan in the gut, and Nolan falls to the floor.
Banzai then goes to the outside and gets a trashcan. Banzai also gets a ladder from under the ring. Banzai then sets up the ladder by Nolan, and climbs it, with a trashcan in his hand. Banzai then nails Nolan with the trashcan! Banzai then drops the trashcan on a fallen Nolan and Elbow Drops Nolan from the ladder!
Jazzer is looking anxious and Banzai goes back to the outside. Banzai runs into Jazzer. Jazzer talks to Banzai and tells him to lose. Banzai takes no notice and hits him with the STO!
Nolan, meanwhile got back up, and looked at Banzai. Nolan then hits Banzai with a Vaulting Body Press! Nolan crawls under the ring, and gets out a fire extinguisher. Nolan then goes to the Timekeepers table, and gets out the 20-feet ladder! Jazzer is still out cold, as is Banzai. Nolan gets the 20-feet ladder, and sets it up. Nolan also puts a shorter ladder next to it. Banzai gets up, and gets back into the ring. Banzai climbs the shorter ladder on Nolan's side. Nolan sees Banzai and nails him with a massive right hand. Nolan then hits Banzai with a Inverted DDT off the ladder! Both men were out cold!
Mr. BIG then gets out of his seat and goes up to Jazzer. Suddenly, a man comes through the crowd. It's the Mystery Man! The Mystery Man goes up to Mr. BIG and they trash talk each other. Jazzer gets up, and Mr. BIG nails him with a right, before the Mystery Man nails Jazzer with a massive DDT! Mr. BIG then shoves Jazzer on to the barrier, and nails him with a few rights before nailing him with The Equaliser!
Nolan got up, and Banzai was edging near the ladder. Nolan was climbing, and Banzai got up…Banzai then edged the ladder, and Nolan was sent crashing through the announce table! Banzai then started climbing another ladder, when Ch3zi came running down. Ch3zi trash talked Banzai, before nailing him with a double arm DDT!
Ch3zi then went over to Nolan, and shoved him back into the ring.
Both men lay there for a few minutes, when Banzai got back up. Banzai climbed the ladder and was near the top. Nolan got back up and climbed the same ladder. Nolan proceeded to Jacknife Powerbomb Banzai off the ladder!
Nolan then climbed up the ladder, got the briefcase, and would face Mr. BIG at Christmas Madness!

HHH: "Here is your winner, Nolan!"
Goldberg: "What an amazing match! Well done to Nolan there!"
Foley: "It was a great match Bill, and a great one to close the first Saturday Brawl with! Good night everyone, and make sure you join us for Christmas Madness tomorrow!"

[Nolan walks up the ramp, and looks at Banzai, before walking backstage. We focus on Banzai before the camera fades out…]

[End of Show]